to thine own self be true.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

Trying to identify someone's time zone by the hours that they're active on Tumblr is commiting the logical fallacy of assuming that anyone on here has a regular sleep schedule

shane coming up with a question “do you think we would be together in high school?” and ilya looked at shane’s direction and replied “we kinda did” and shane’s like “oh my god we are high school sweethearts” and ilya looked right into shane’s eyes and asked “what the fuck is high school sweethearts?”

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

babe wake up dan and phil are planning their phwedding

Biker jacket and collar turtleneck for bdsm movie. Cosplay for the death note musical. This is why they can never have stylists no stylist would ever be able to live up to their vision

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships