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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Noah Kahan

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Phantogram Three

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Mike Driver

@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
todays bird
Fieri Frames
I'd rather be in outer space šø
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
I cannot believe I get to see this video againĀ
@everyoneesle from intellectuals
āYouāre not my Dad!ā
Hahahahaha
āIām in a tank and your notā is probably the best argument ever.
I love how the dude keeps popping in and out for each response
if fallout 76 really is a world whereĀ āevery character is a real personā & thereās no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once iāve established enough of a rapport iām going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in characterĀ
This is probably a joke but some guy literally did exactly this:
God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage, druid, and ranger that played the game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. Iād buy their ingredients and make awesome food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy to all the gossip.
Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant, and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink⦠I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had happened. They where all going to die, and die they did.
Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were, collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head⦠which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I.
Revenge against what, you ask?
So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my characterās building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that people roleplayed to develop their characters into the madness of mine.
So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably (re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insufferable prick he must have been for wearing it.
I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gladiator arena.
I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said f*ck that, and rolled a new character who was ostensibly eager to please and non-threatening. I won.

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i guess you could say heās FULL of himself
me: opens a package and sets the box aside
my cat:
Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan
ITāS HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash itās still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
Theyāre coming out of the closet!
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnāt risk it.
didnāt realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itās a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youāre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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god i love
TEETH
if you love something set it free.
hey, uh, what the absolute fuck does this mean?
iām convinced that the ice age franchise wonāt end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits⢠and eyelashes
noā¦.. No
NO
No you donāt understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there werenāt hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scratās actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scartās only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of āweāre 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!ā That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case itās used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isnāt the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scartās actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? Thatās right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
āwhat motivates Scart? Thatās right: the nutā is the funniest fucking string of words Iāve read in my life
āDonāt forget Jonghyun.ā
ā Minho (SHINee World The Best 2018,Ā Kyocera Dome Osaka)
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER READ.

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lover boy lanceĀ
Cinderellaās dress, shoes, and hairband change color with your blog!!
This looks perfect on a white background. So pretty to see her dress being silver like it is in the film.
Wow cinderella looks good in macaroni.Ā
this is my favorite addition wow A+
my background is black
i was really excited about seeing this on my own blog and then i remembered my background is light blue :|
SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN GRAY
Oh my god! It works!
You have to reblog then tap/click on the picture to see her dress change color though. It does work!!