I like my sugar with coffee and cream

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

your udon is writhing

exotic fish are so fun to observe

despite being a Certifiable Animal Guy, to my great shame i saw this right before bed, momentarily forgot was a ferret is, and thought "what's wrong with that rat"