message to all bitches: please survive

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

chantal akerman's histoires d’amérique: food, family and philosophy is one of the most impactful films i've ever seen and i am still desperately waiting for the day that someone issues a physical media release of this film but in the meantime you can watch it on the criterion channel or worldcinema.org (though you may need to debrid the link)

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive