Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

wtf are you talking about, they didn't "deplete" the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase "English countryside" is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn't destroy their country's nature, they became its caretaker, they're right to be proud of it. All you're doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

i’m sitting in a big pine tree with branches down to the ground and you can’t see inside and these two small boys like five years old just ran in and stopped in surprise and I told them it’s okay they can play in here too and they immediately started climbing and growling like bear cubs and they’re like ten feet up above me now not even talking just roleplaying bears