hi im livi!

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

how to get up in the morning tutorial

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

The hypnotic powers of the Caesar salad

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be