Tourist, John, Expendable

damn ur wringing me dry w headcanons /j

Tourist being pansexual just makes sense to me. Tourist to me is an adventurous type and also.. VERY lonely considering how long they've been in the hotel (note to self: talk abt Tourist hcs later) so Tourist isn't a chooser with his partners, as long as he's not talking to himself anymore.

Hi John. While the body John came from is gendered, John "the soul" is genderless (he/they.) John's not even their real name that's just what Tourist and Expendable call him bcs it's easier than Sinner. "What abt his sexuality" sorry I forgot yeah probably poly/pan too spread the love ig ✌️❤️

@theblindminer (mentions don't work for some reason)

*The group came across the creature and everyone gave mixed reactions. Tourist looking surprised he's never seen them before, Expendable looked ready to fight if needed, and John looked scared and intimidated by the creatures appearance.*

(It picks up their scents... then turns in their general direction.)

(It has no eyes; just soft fuzz where they would be; as well as lizard-like ear holes. It seems like it's blind.)

(Quickly, it rummages in its backpack, pulling out a palm-sized, glowing, vibrating teal gear that seems to constantly turn despite having no source of energy.)

Exp: How do you communicate? It must be lonely.

- LIGHT / ENERGY / LIFE -

(It's a light source, an energy source... what about 'life'?)

- STABLE / TEMPORAL -

*He decided John should hold onto it for the meantime. Tourist, being one to always lend a hand, decided they could take care of another guest.*

(It looks like it's cranberry juice. It pulls out several clean jars, sets them down, then pulls out one for itself.)

John: This is nice. Thank you very much—uh...you never shared your name, did you?

(A blind miner?...)

(Then, it fills its jar with juice, repositions - and splits its head open four ways, pouring the juice into a mouth-like orifice. It's surprisingly clean about it.)

Tourist: You fit right in with this place! Neat trick you got there, friend!

Expendable: Yeah...trick. Not intimidating at all.

- WHAT / FIRST -

(Gently, it leads the Tourist's hand to open the book.)

- READ / PLEASE -

(The book is a story. It tells of a little boy that disobeys his parents' warnings of monsters, and travels into a cave. He becomes horribly hurt as he travels deeper into the darkness. Then, something finds him, and he digs his way out with his bare hands, escaping the beast only because of his fear.)

@theblindminer (mentions don't work for some reason)

*The group came across the creature and everyone gave mixed reactions. Tourist looking surprised he's never seen them before, Expendable looked ready to fight if needed, and John looked scared and intimidated by the creatures appearance.*

(It picks up their scents... then turns in their general direction.)

(It has no eyes; just soft fuzz where they would be; as well as lizard-like ear holes. It seems like it's blind.)

(Quickly, it rummages in its backpack, pulling out a palm-sized, glowing, vibrating teal gear that seems to constantly turn despite having no source of energy.)

Exp: How do you communicate? It must be lonely.

- LIGHT / ENERGY / LIFE -

(It's a light source, an energy source... what about 'life'?)

- STABLE / TEMPORAL -

*He decided John should hold onto it for the meantime. Tourist, being one to always lend a hand, decided they could take care of another guest.*

(It looks like it's cranberry juice. It pulls out several clean jars, sets them down, then pulls out one for itself.)

John: This is nice. Thank you very much—uh...you never shared your name, did you?

(A blind miner?...)

(Then, it fills its jar with juice, repositions - and splits its head open four ways, pouring the juice into a mouth-like orifice. It's surprisingly clean about it.)

Tourist: You fit right in with this place! Neat trick you got there, friend!

Expendable: Yeah...trick. Not intimidating at all.

- WHAT / FIRST -

@theblindminer (mentions don't work for some reason)

*The group came across the creature and everyone gave mixed reactions. Tourist looking surprised he's never seen them before, Expendable looked ready to fight if needed, and John looked scared and intimidated by the creatures appearance.*

(It picks up their scents... then turns in their general direction.)

(It has no eyes; just soft fuzz where they would be; as well as lizard-like ear holes. It seems like it's blind.)

(Quickly, it rummages in its backpack, pulling out a palm-sized, glowing, vibrating teal gear that seems to constantly turn despite having no source of energy.)

Exp: How do you communicate? It must be lonely.

- LIGHT / ENERGY / LIFE -

(It's a light source, an energy source... what about 'life'?)

- STABLE / TEMPORAL -

*He decided John should hold onto it for the meantime. Tourist, being one to always lend a hand, decided they could take care of another guest.*

(It looks like it's cranberry juice. It pulls out several clean jars, sets them down, then pulls out one for itself.)

John: This is nice. Thank you very much—uh...you never shared your name, did you?

(A blind miner?...)

(Then, it fills its jar with juice, repositions - and splits its head open four ways, pouring the juice into a mouth-like orifice. It's surprisingly clean about it.)

Tourist: You fit right in with this place! Neat trick you got there, friend!

Expendable: Yeah...trick. Not intimidating at all.

@theblindminer (mentions don't work for some reason)

*The group came across the creature and everyone gave mixed reactions. Tourist looking surprised he's never seen them before, Expendable looked ready to fight if needed, and John looked scared and intimidated by the creatures appearance.*

(It picks up their scents... then turns in their general direction.)

(It has no eyes; just soft fuzz where they would be; as well as lizard-like ear holes. It seems like it's blind.)

(Quickly, it rummages in its backpack, pulling out a palm-sized, glowing, vibrating teal gear that seems to constantly turn despite having no source of energy.)

Exp: How do you communicate? It must be lonely.

- LIGHT / ENERGY / LIFE -

(It's a light source, an energy source... what about 'life'?)

- STABLE / TEMPORAL -

*He decided John should hold onto it for the meantime. Tourist, being one to always lend a hand, decided they could take care of another guest.*

(It looks like it's cranberry juice. It pulls out several clean jars, sets them down, then pulls out one for itself.)

John: This is nice. Thank you very much—uh...you never shared your name, did you?

@theblindminer (mentions don't work for some reason)

*The group came across the creature and everyone gave mixed reactions. Tourist looking surprised he's never seen them before, Expendable looked ready to fight if needed, and John looked scared and intimidated by the creatures appearance.*

(It picks up their scents... then turns in their general direction.)

(It has no eyes; just soft fuzz where they would be; as well as lizard-like ear holes. It seems like it's blind.)

(Quickly, it rummages in its backpack, pulling out a palm-sized, glowing, vibrating teal gear that seems to constantly turn despite having no source of energy.)

Exp: How do you communicate? It must be lonely.

- LIGHT / ENERGY / LIFE -

(It's a light source, an energy source... what about 'life'?)

- STABLE / TEMPORAL -

*He decided John should hold onto it for the meantime. Tourist, being one to always lend a hand, decided they could take care of another guest.*

@theblindminer (mentions don't work for some reason)

*The group came across the creature and everyone gave mixed reactions. Tourist looking surprised he's never seen them before, Expendable looked ready to fight if needed, and John looked scared and intimidated by the creatures appearance.*

(It picks up their scents... then turns in their general direction.)

(It has no eyes; just soft fuzz where they would be; as well as lizard-like ear holes. It seems like it's blind.)

(Quickly, it rummages in its backpack, pulling out a palm-sized, glowing, vibrating teal gear that seems to constantly turn despite having no source of energy.)

Exp: How do you communicate? It must be lonely.

Get rage baited idiot

Yeah I really didn’t fuck with the hair it looked weird, feels good to be back tho

This is set directly after Tourist’s dream with Guiding

The concept of Tourist just being some guy is so funny to me

Bonus sketch!

- @guardian-dug

//hi, this is my roblox as if it was a block tales guardian (guardian of the firebrand) :3 have fun with them :]

*Tourist walked up behind them with an umbrella held over himself.*

*He closed his umbrella as he leaned against the door to push it open. He propped his foot against the corner of the door to hold it open while he put his umbrella into the umbrella basket by the door. Expendable yelled at Tourist from on of the common rooms.*

*He held out his hand for Dug to shake. Expendable walked into the lobby with John to see who Tourist brought in today.*

Dug shakes tourist's hands, but his hands are as hot as blue fire, he remembers and quickly pulls his hand away from the shake

O-oh... My apologies. I forgot about that...

He turns to look at john and expendable

*Expendable gave Dug a curt nod while John gave a friendly wave. Neither of them offered a handshake after seeing what happened to Tourist.*

Tourist: Get him!

Expendable: That's one way to deal with a spider...

Expendable: The stomp was a little overkill.

Tourist: Absolutely.