The Entire Population of Canada

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

schroedinger’s gunchucks

Why does schroedinger have so many things

Schrodinger’s hording problem

I’ll even go a step further and say workers should be paid for their commute to work, as well as their commute home, as if they were on the clock.

Where are you from?? I’m from Holland, where every worker gets a compensation for their travel time based on the kilometres they live from their place of work. I thought this was a relatively common thing?

It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it

The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.

Im so sad

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

That looks like a…asdffghj

A asdfgghjjkk. Hehe hoho

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

Receipts?

Yeah, fuck ‘em.

That raccoon had it coming.

What’d he do?

Have you ever met a raccoon? They’re assholes.