me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
here you go sir
thank you
Noah Kahan
Monterey Bay Aquarium
taylor price

shark vs the universe
ojovivo
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things

tannertan36
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@theartofmadeline
Fai_Ryy
Show & Tell
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
todays bird

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@khelleren
me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
here you go sir
thank you

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Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.
late summer / early fall thoughts
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment
passive aggressive yahoo auctions japan sellers are so funny
TO ALL YOU BROKE BITCHES… don't bother watching my items. I'll block you!
the item being sold, btw, is a rare Kuuga figurine I've seen go for a few hundred bucks on eBay. this person had it listed for 8.5 MILLION yen. THAT IS OVER $50K USD.
Please Shop Within Your Means 💅

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I love the midwest so much
PlayStation putting out a legal notice saying they’re removing 500+ movies from user accounts days before announcing they’re getting rid of physical discs for games is an interesting choice
The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, July 18, 1917
every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

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Sticky hand wall update
Yep… totally fine…
Update the third.
True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.
Union of Man and Sticky Hands
@urbilaterian
As far as I’m concerned, this is art
I don’t think this even was the result of quarantine, I think he was just already like that
how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants
STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS
oh come onnnnnn
bwaow
Jo gives me profound gender envy
I wanna be like her when I grow up
WITH ENOUGH PERSEVERANCE AND A HEARTY DIET OF EGGS AND EGG BYPRODUCTS YOU TOO CAN LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!

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So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.
Needless to say, I noticed.
the most 2014 post possible