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One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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hello vonnie
we're not kids anymore.
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@smashfan64
this is what you get when you mix Bocchi Brainrot and D E P R E S S I O N This is the first AMV I've ever actually made and I really liked the process. I'm going to try and make more and upload them exclusively here on my tumblr dot com
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in a moment, everything can change
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
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simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself
(via @notaficwriter)
MAYBE WE’LL FIND IT IF WE BOTH LOOK
aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest
In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter
@theoutcastrogue
cant believe you didnt include the full sentence
People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him
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metronome
ITS BECAUSE DAVINCI RESOLVE SUCKS ASS AND TO GET IT ***BARELY*** IN RHYTHM (WHICH IS STILL NOT EVEN FUCKING CORRECT IT SHOULDVE BEEN 4/4) I HAD TO CHANGE THE SPEED OF THE GIF AND THE AUDIO SEPARATELY AND AS YOU CAN HEAR THAT IS NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS
video version
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theyre making breakthroughs in the development of umastrogen. scientists say it could be 'a matter of weeks'
A battle between good and weevil
This is the reality all maids face
The Gyaru TS manga and Onimai are two very specific types of wish fulfillment that I cannot read or I will get insanely envious at All Times
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Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
