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I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

can you curry anything else or is it just favor

tim

"are you sexually active" the only thing that eats me out is guilt

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

Shen Jiu waking up dazed and concussed after being transmigrated from the pickle pot to the modern world automatically stumbling to the nearest drag bar like a carrier pigeon knowing where home is