William Wow

thank you all gif makers everywhere, yes i WOULD like to live inside that half a second when my otp looked at each other forever on repeat, lovingly color-adjusted to make them even hotter than ever

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

Reblog to wreak a wild concerto on a hooter

you can take a quick pause from writing to fact-check something on the internet. but watch out

I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

as a kid i was convinced there was a ghost in my house named Violet Delveen and also when i started going through puberty i tried to have sex with it

hey wait a minute where’s my william post

guys im serious ive posted it twice where is it

it won’t let me post the punchline what is happening

fucking FINALLY why the hell was that such an ordeal :/