-) Always thinks heβs getting the βvibesβ from random people
-) Has a vocabulary of like three words but when he reads poetry he totally understands every word of it
-) Impatient AF. If you donβt respond as a close friend youβll have like 483940 unread messages
-) Overthinks everything. All the time.
-) Seems friendly and like a cinnamon roll but is sort of a bad bitch
-) Knowledge about reality doesnβt exist, but will emotionally understand you like nobody else
-) Will try to steal her INFJ friendβs spotlight but usually fails because she tries to hard
-) Says sheβs a vegetarian but eats meat regularly
-) Says sheβs mean and bad but sheβs supportive of EVERYONE and will never judge you
-) Is the best in the class at English but doesnβt do anything so he always receives a C when he could have an A
-) Has this Detective-Like coat and his style in general is really dark but not boring
-) Has a twin sister Iβm failing to type, she might be ISFP too
-) Smoked at 14 already and is kind of popular but will end up in the corner of the room alone
-) Doesnβt ever stop partying and idk how he earns enough money but yeah heβs out every day
-) Once talked to me about depression and we had like the deepest talk ever and that came really unexpected
-) Kind of sleeps with everyone but wouldnβt use somebodyΒ
-) I, an INFJ have a really complicated relationship with him. Heβs always trying to outplay everyone with logical arguments while I appell to emotions and itβs very interesting actually lol cuz nobody ever βwinsβ
-) All teachers hate him but I feel like some deeply adore him or find him funny at least
-) Has challenged himself last term, trying to receive as many βDβs (grades) as possible, even though heβs like super smart. He wanted to prove a point... to whoever...
-) Will come off as ignorant because isnβt it LOGICAL
-) When you explain your emotional position to him slowly, he will understand and agree with you at some point. Or at least accept your point of view
-) So chaotic. Like REALLY chaotic. Teachers donβt even let him take his tests home because he always loses them before he can hand them back in
-) Usually knows more than our teachers
ISFJ:
-) The teacherβs pet but like not in a way where you want to slap her in the face
-) Knows ALL the tea. Listens to you talking about how much somebody hurt you and will respond: βI understand you a lot, I just really donβt want to take sides.β
-) Everyone thinks she and ENTP are hooking up but theyβre βJUST FRIENDSβ
-) She actually feels they are just friends but ENTP doesnβt.
-) Heβs a weirdo. Many make fun of him
-) Will say he doesnβt want to tell you sth and hope that you start begging to hear it
-) if you donβt beg heβs going to tell you anyway.
-) has an attention complex. Also, doesnβt admit that he likes people, even though he clearly loves spending time with them and try to get their attention desperately.
-) Sheβs scared of using my toilet because she might meet one of my parents and that would be too much social interaction
-) On the other hand, will start debating with strangers because they breathed in a sexist way
-) Only wears black. She doesnβt even have white socks.
-) When I (INFJ) am alone with her itβs so awkward because we donβt talk, but when weβre in a group weβll sit somewhere separately and have the deepest and smartest talk ever like ????
-) Has a blog about furniture (yes, heβs 17)
-) His room is minimalist aesthetic, plants everywhere and white colours. Rearranges his room every few weeks
-) Was really judgemental when we were in like 5th grade and nobody liked him
-) Perfectionistic af. Always hangs out with girls
-) Wants to become primary school teacher
-) Will judge you if you donβt follow the social rules, giving you this glare that she always uses. So youβll see it on her face and wanna hide somewhere because NEGATIVE ENERGY
-) Tries to be an A-student and has like no private life apart from studying
-) Sheβs like really messy but has made the decision to be good in school so she usually has EVERYTHING done and organized
-) Is like the quietest person I know, thatβs why people assume sheβs friendly, but when you talk to her (no matter if she knows you), chances are high sheβs going to snap back
ESTP:
-) He has a girlfriend and told everyone they had sex but she says it never happened and nobody knows the truth, apart from then
-) Kind of has two βbest friendsβ but they donβt actually likeΒ him
-) He dated my best friend and texted me an analysis of their relationship and her mind and that it might be better to break up with her. He sent me a list of situations of what he did wrong and said he felt so bad but actually he didnβt care
-) after the relationship ended he texted me that she looks so devastated in her recent instagram post, but actually sheβd taken that picture before the relationship had ended and she was currently living her best life
-) Insecure about breathing
-) When one of us (both INFJ) is posting an Insta picture we always text first for about an hour, discussing the right angle, filter, and version of the pic
-) Always dating the biggest assholes and doesnβt realise it even though Iβm trying to tell her. Every time. Dated the ENTP and the ESTP
-) You could beat her up and sheβd look you in the eyes, crying, telling you itβs not really your fault. She wouldnβt complain to anyone about it.
-) Is like super introverted and hates people but then she attends like really many events because sheβs involved in so many projects
-) Is insecure about being straightforward or asking specific questions
-) Wonβt leave my house untilβs sheβs found my parents and said goodbye to them
-) Has this chill vibe and doesnβt really talk a lot but everyone loves her
-) Iβll not see her for like a year and when we meet up we have the deepest talk and tell each other about literally EVERYthing
