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PMOs me off when people say that some cookie run character who was not playable upon being introduced but obviously was going to become playable later on was/is in "NPC jail."
sugarfly was not in NPC jail. frilled jellyfish was not in NPC jail. the ancients/beasts/elemental guardians were never in NPC jail. mochaccino and black vinegar and cutter circuit are not in NPC jail. they were/are in the NPC waiting room.
smoked cheese was in NPC jail. sherbet was in NPC jail. aloe was in NPC jail. maple taffy and carameleon are being tortured in NPC guantanamo bay. catnip and mont blanc are on NPC probation and have to wear ankle bracelets everywhere they go. choco werehound brute was born in an endangered NPC nature sanctuary and was released back into the wild upon maturity. cilantro cobra died and is in NPC purgatory. the guest-rarity gem mermaids are having a karaoke party in the NPC khia asylum. lord oyster is also at the party but he's getting made fun of for singing too whitely. abalone is not there bcs he's burning in hell. not even NPC hell. just regular hell.
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let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”
ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?
the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.
It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.
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let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no
Basically my primary frustration with a lot of mainstream left-ish framings of trans issues is the treatment of trans rights as a concession they're making to be nice, rather than a principled stance grounded in a real, material understanding of the world.
It leads to this attitude of being vaguely embarrassed to support trans people, which crumbles when Right Wing Dipshit Pundit #33145 starts going on about "harsh truths" that a competent advocate could call out for being incorrect.
"You are transphobic" as an argument by itself is a lot weaker than "You are demonstrably, unambiguously wrong about this issue. You have reached an incorrect conclusion despite having all the information needed to be correct, because you'd rather be transphobic than right."
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(strixcattus) Completely mundane clothing, but for a blatantly incorrect time period. It's medieval fantasy until you see their jeans and hoodies.
JOY AND WHIMSY
(birdsquidd) #propeller hats and comically large lollypops that were not in their hand before
(ribcageteeth) #striped shirt overalls propeller hat oversized lollipop
WE NEED THE FUNDS SOMEHOW
(ratpyramid) #uniforms for like tesco or something. they have a day job.
CULT THEMED UNDERGARMENTS
(listlessladylister) #I think it would be funny if everyone was wearing pretty basic ass outfits underneath #except for one (1) cultist who is wearing what appears to be cult specific undergarments #maybe it has the same color and relevant symbols as the cult or smth #and they flip out like ‘what the hell why is no one else adhering to the company dress code?!’ #cue awkward shuffling from the rest of the cultists
(cryptbound-angel) #sexy lingerie or another robe underneath. #or perhaps. a sexy version of the robe #yes…..
OTHER IDEAS
(withoutideas) Inflatable unicorn/frog suit. It automatically inflates when the robes vanish.
(the-doctor-and-the-asshole) They disintegrate into ash and fly off into the wind. When reunited with the cloak, they reform.
(mattimoody) Clothing irrelevant, all cultists are other creatures( or multiple creatures) disguised as cultists. All fake cultists are extremely surprised to see everyone else is also fake
ALL OF THE ABOVE
(vaguelyno) Every member of the cult has a different one of these joke answers on