MBTI Squad

because I answered a few asks and this seemed pretty popular, here’s some:

ENFP:

The chill, friendly ENFP

The Unchill, unfriendly ENFP: Like the chill, friendly ENFP, but not chill or friendly….so bacically, not the chill, friendly ENFP….

The Deep ENFP

The Fake Deep ENFP: Like the deep ENFP, but not deep….still great tho

The Shark ENFP: Like the other ENFPs, but actually a shark.

INFP:

The Adorable, Caring INFP

The Punk INFP: Like the adorable, Caring INFP, but angry at the world.

The Sad Bowl of Gummy Worms INFP: Like the punk INFP, but a sad bowl of gummy worms.

The “I have so many dreams” INFP

The Shark INFP: An INFP Shark.

ENFJ:

The heroic ENFJ

The manipulative ENFJ: Like the heroic ENFJ, but not….not at all.

The Friend ENFJ: like the heroic ENFJ, but instead of fighting evil, they just try to set you up with everyone

The Mom ENFJ: Like the Friend ENFJ, but really overbearing

The Shark ENFJ: Like an ENFJ, but a shark.

INFJ:

The Wise, Friendly INFJ

The Deep, Dark Mysterious INFJ: Like the Wise, Friendly INFJ but darker…and more mysterious

The Spooky INFJ: Like the Deep, Dark Mysterious INFJ, but can disappear at any time….watch out

The Awkward INFJ

The Shark INFJ: An INFJ that’s also a Shark

ENTP:

The Easygoing, Adventurous ENTP

The Bullshit their Way through Life ENTP

The Argumentative Little Brat ENTP: Like the bullshit their way through life ENTP, that likes to bother people

The Superiority Complex ENTP: Like the Argumentative Little Brat, but much, much worse.

The Shark ENTP: An ENTP that’s a shark

INTP:

The Adorable, genius INTP

The “aLIENS ARE rEAL” INTP: Like the Adorable, genius INTP, but gets behind some pretty interesting theories.

The “Oh shit I forgot” INTP

The “OH SHIT I FORGOT” INTP: Like the Oh shit I forgot INTP, but this time it was something really important.

The Shark INTP: Seems like an INTP, but is actually a shark.

ENTJ:

The Cool, Confident ENTJ

The Super Loud and Intimidating ENTJ

The “Probably running for political office” ENTJ: Like the super loud and intimidating ENTJ, but probably running for political office

The Extremely Organized and somewhat scary ENTJ: a hybrid of all three

The Shark ENTJ: A shark that’s an ENTJ.

INTJ:

The Chill, Slightly Intimidating INTJ

The Hot INTJ: Like the Chill, Slightly Intimidating INTJ but hot af.

The “I hate you all” INTJ: An INTJ that hates u all

The EVIL INTJ: Basically any villain ever written (sigh)

The Shark INTJ: Like an INTJ, but a shark

ESFP:

The Life-of-the-Party ESFP

The NOT Life-of-the-Party ESFP: they don’t actually like partying….

The Overly Dramatic ESFP

The “We’re friends right?” ESFP: like the Life-of-the-party ESFP, but they just wanna be friends with everyone….and they’re not 100% sure…

The Shark ESFP: All of the above. But a shark.

ISFP:

The Free-spirited, Emotional ISFP

The “I’m always crying” ISFP: Like the Free-spirited, emotional ISFP, but is always crying.

The Terrible Flirt ISFP

The “I liked that before it was cool” ISFP

The Shark ISFP: The ISFP that’s a shark

ESTP:

The Asshole ESTP

The “I’M GONNA FIGHT THAT” ESTP

The “I’LL DO ANYTHING ON A DARE” ESTP: Like the “I’m Gonna Fight that” ESTP except their recklessness is not restricted to fighting things.

The Nice, Fun-loving ESTP who may push your limits but really isn’t an Asshole ESTP.

The Shark ESTP: Like a normal ESTP, but a shark.

ISTP:

The chill af, can solve any problem ISTP

The “I don’t give a fuck, I’m gonna go skateboard” ISTP: Like the Chill af, can solve any problem ISTP, but preoccupied with their skateboard

The “yea, I’ll fix that, but I don’t want to” ISTP

The Uncle that built your deck ISTP

The Shark ISTP: An ISTP that’s obviously a shark

ESFJ:

The BFF, Always there for you ESFJ

The “Let me make you food” ESFJ: Like the BFF, Always there for you ESFJ, but willing to prepare food for you.

The “Ewww Becky” ESFJ: That one character from any kid’s show about high school that was a terrible stereotype and extremely unlikeable.

The Best at Hugs ESFJ

The Shark ESFJ: All of the Above, but also a shark.

ISFJ:

The Caring, Humble ISFJ

The “I have a Diary” ISFJ: The ISFJ who writes everything in a diary.

The “It’s okay” ISFJ: Like, the Caring Humble ISFJ, but too humble.

The Quiet Friend ISFJ: That one quiet friend you have…yeah…

The Shark ISFJ: They’re an ISFJ, but also a shark.

ESTJ:

The hardworking, loyal ESTJ

The “I’m always right” ESTJ

The “corrects your grammar in an argument” ESTJ: Like the “I’m always Right” ESTJ but gets on my nerves to the point where….nevermind.

The Competitive, but not overbearing ESTJ who will probably get far in life: Like the Hardworking, Loyal ESTJ…but even more awesome.

The Shark ESTJ: An ESTJ that’s a shark.

ISTJ:

The Reliable, Logical ISTJ

The Dad ISTJ: Probably your dad right now….

Elsa

The Deserves a Break ISTJ

having a very strong sense of “we should do this because everyone would enjoy it” that is conflicted when it sees someone being very individual and independent because what if people don’t agree with them??

loving performing analysis because it’s all a very fun game to you, something that you jump at the chance to do

overanalyzing  -.-’’

using Se to calm down your overactive Ni (ex. getting too lost in a negative hypothetical or brooding too much on a single train of thought and it’s freaking you out – forcing yourself to focus on the present and the clearly relevant facts of what is and what isn’t to get yourself out of your own head)

not being very logical.  … at all.  

really enjoying spending time organizing your personal space, especially if it’s directly related to your work or mind (organizing bookmark bars, email folders, sorting documents into relevant categories such as date or subject)

subconsciously and consciously being very people attentive.  it doesn’t matter how much you try to stop paying attention or how much you try to stop noticing the people around you – a large part of your thought patterns are invested in observing, analyzing, and understanding the people around you.

*WARNING: SUBJECTIVE TO MY VIEWS* *ALSO WARNING: POSSIBLE SALTINESS* *ALSO ALSO WARNING: NO HARD FEELINGS THIS IS PARTIALLY JOKING AND PARTIALLY MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE*

ESTP:

-Why must you go impulsively do stuff? -Really tho like what??? -Besides that you guys are pretty chill -Just don’t do the thing

ESFP:

-WHY DONT YOU WANT MY PERFECTLY LOGICAL ADVICE -Impulsive 1000000% 10/10 would agree -Also extremely independent -Which explains why you don’t like my advice

ENTP:

-What are you even taking about? -How do you have so many friends and then just don’t talk to them? -WHAT EVEN ARE YOU

ENFP:

-Like ENTP but a little more considerate about their friends -But will probably just leave you still -Just in a nice way

ISTP:

-Says “I’m fine” when is actually really grumpy and frustrated -Why though -Mr./Mrs. Grumpy lol -Just very salty about things

INTP:

-NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THEM THEY ARE CYNICAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKES -well…. -They don’t emotion very well -And they pretend they don’t have emotions -BUT I KNOW THINGS

ISFP:

-Advice giver 24/7 TM -Does the ^w^ face -Then goes to the -_- face -Not really a smol doggo

INFP:

-Can actually be analytical sometimes -Doesn’t always wear flower crowns -Okay maybe sometimes but not always -Pretends to like you because they don’t have a choice because they want to be nice

INTJ:

-Cynical little snowflakes with more emotion and passion -Tries to be an Fe user -But fails very much -Can’t always understand other people’s feelings

INFJ:

-DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED -Tries to be logical but ends up failing b/c too much Ni -Can’t even explain their thoughts without sounding like an idiot -Pretends to be their stereotype too much -Sometimes actually doesn’t have enough concrete evidence to give their meaning for something but is convinced they are 100% right anyways -STUBBORN AS HECK WHEN THEY WANT TO BE

ISFJ:

-Even with Fe it’s just wow okay that was just quite cynical of you -THE SALT LORD TM -Maybe the logical feeler in 2nd place -because lots of salt

ISTJ:

-Literally the 🤔 emoji -Can literally logic someone to death -Don’t get in their face about things -It won’t end well

ENFJ:

-Clingy b/c they love you (which isn’t always that bad) -A smol bag of emotions -Clings to introverts usually

ESFJ:

-I dunno -Probably has dirt on a lot of people -Thinks that people who are different are not edgy or trendy -Secretly envies them

ESTJ:

-THE ULTIMATE GRAMMAR NAZI TM -Takes perfectionism to a whole new level -Likes to be an Fe user

ENTJ:

ENTP: 41 Twitterbots That Can Be Explained By Your Doppelganger

INTP: A Scientist Tries To Kiss A Bike. The Reason Why Will Shock You

ESTJ: 23 Things Parents Should Never Apologize For

ISTJ: 12 Women That Actually Exist In Real Life

ESTP: What Happens To This Man INSIDE A Water Balloon Will Stay With You

ISTP: 3 Bits Of Advice You Should Never Give An Enthusiastic Hiker

ENTJ: A Politician Tries To Hug a Computer Game Character, You Won’t Believe What Happens Next

INTJ: Hoarder Builds Time Machine from Trash

ESFP: Son Of Westboro Baptist Church Leader Attacked By Naked 500lb Man Who Burst Out Of The Bathroom, Sat On Him and Shouted “Who’s Your Daddy Now?”

ISFP: You’ve Probably Heard of the Alpaca, But Most People Don’t Know Its One Sexy Secret

ENFP: Nope, Nobody Spilled Breakfast. These Fell From The Sky, and They’re Much Tastier.  If You’re A Bee. 

INFP: This Is the Toilet Paper/Norse Mythology Mashup You Were Looking For

ENFJ: The Top 50 Best States of All Time

INFJ: 11 Delightful Poems Found in Pornhub Comments

ESFJ: 29 Candles That Look Like Dame Julie Andrews

Alpha:

ISFJ: 1547 Reasons Why Comfort Food Is Better Than Health Food.

ESFJ: These 5 Things Make EVERYONE Happy.

INTP: This Special Equation Can Solve Any Mystery.  Find Out How You Can Get FREE Access To It.

ENTP: Scientists Could Create Godzilla In The Next Few Years, Science Says.

Beta:

INFJ: 10 Household Objects That Can Be Used For Fortune-Telling.

ENFJ: Eating This Rare Superfood Can Give You The Ability To Read Minds

ISTP: You Won’t Believe This Supercomputer Made From Pasta That Actually Works.

ESTP: Top 10 Best Places To Go Lava Kayaking.

Gamma:

INTJ: Shocking But True.  This Random Number Generator Seems To Predict Winning Lottery Numbers

ENTJ: 12 Signs That Your Employee Is Only Pretending To Be Efficient.

ISFP: How To Use Your Own Tears To Produce High Quality Paint

ESFP: How To Get Invited To The Very First Party On Jupiter.

Delta:

ISTJ: What Your Work Space Says About You And Your Fate.

ESTJ: Innovative New Swiss Army Knife Also Functions As An Office.

INFP: 10 Signs That Nobody Understands You.

I made a list ages ago on what I saw to be differences between Fi and Fe, but I never shared it because I wanted to see if I would agree with myself later. I found it again and took out a few things and added a few details and better explanations (I hope), and decided to post it. Please, keep in mind that I’m not Fe and that the Fe descriptions are based on what Fe-users have said or what I have notice about them.

+ [ Fi ] +

More likely to look inward and need inner reflection to know personal feelings: Introverted functions tend to be more abstract and, – surprise, surprise, – “inward facing” so that it may be difficult to explain or describe those introverted functions to others. It can be difficult for Fi-users to describe their feelings in words and often act on those emotions instead (this can range from sulking to great attempts to make changes in the world). Words alone may not seem enough to an Fi when they try to describe their feelings: They can seem too shallow or to somehow fall short, which can be very frustrating for the Fi-user (or those that are trying to understand the Fi-user’s feelings). Probably because of this, many Fi-users can feel uncomfortable sharing their feelings with others, even if they want to.

Generally, feels that following the heart and internal moral compass will lead in the right direction. Generally, looks inward for moral guidance and rules, more likely to act on what is felt to be right, and may have a difficult time acting on anything that isn’t felt to be right. Even if an action seems like the only right action, many Fi-users (perhaps feelers in particular) will have a difficult time doing that thing regardless, unless they feel that it’s right within themselves.

More likely to feel others are better as individual selves and often encourages diversity (people should accept you as you are): Many Fi-users, perhaps especially feelers, are very concerned about authenticity and not only acting true to themselves, but also hoping to appear as themselves to others; if someone misunderstands the Fi-user or claims the Fi-user is something they’re not (whether good or bad),  the Fi-user can be very bothered by this. Fi-users tend to be, “I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I’m not” sort of people. They also tend to feel this way about others and can become upset, annoyed, or down-right angry if others are inauthentic or pretend to be someone they’re not (with the intention of fooling people in real life: ie, they’re generally not bothered by acting in movies or plays). Because Fi-users tend to value authenticity, they have a tendency to be open and/or honest oftentimes, and generally expect others to do the same. Finding out someone hasn’t done so can be a great disappointment.

- Possible bad points:

May appear selfish, especially to Fe

May appear too harsh, especially to Fe

May appear unemotional or unconcerned about emotions, especially to Fe

May over estimate ability to recognise and understand own emotions and what may be needed

May be unaware of societal rules or agreed-upon ethical codes, or may even rebel against them regardless of logic

May be completely unaware of others’ emotions and unable to predict or understand them

May be unconcerned or unable to relate to others’ emotions, sometimes hurting others, unintentionally or intentionally to varying degrees (rude to immensely cruel)

+ [ Fe ] +

More likely to look outward and to act outward to know personal feelings: Extroverted functions are more “outward facing” and interact with the world outside of the user’s mind, and the user of the extroverted function tends to want to share those things within the realm of that function. So, Fe-users tend to feel things in the moment and can act on those emotions, such as crying, even in public, which shows others and themselves how they are feeling. This isn’t always the case, of course: If an Fe feels that their feelings are not worth bothering people with or that their feelings are inappropriate, they may try to hide them. Fe-feelers tend to like to talk about their feelings and to ask about how others are feeling as well, often hoping to help them if they’re unhappy (this can be by listening, talking, or doing things if asked).

Generally, feels that following societal/group rules/morals will lead in the right direction. Generally, looks outward for moral guidance and societal rules; more likely to discuss what ought to be socially agreed upon to be right: Many people in the atheist-vs-theist sort of debates who talk about morality prominently tend to be Fe-users: Think Sam Harris who argues that science can help give us right or wrong answers to moral questions, – answers for everyone to follow, – or think of William Lane Craig who argues that, without religion and the Abrahamic god, we all won’t have any morals and, because of that, religion is true and the Abrahamic god is real.

More likely to feel others are better off conforming to the group and often encourages homogeneity (make changes and you’ll fit in with the group): Though Fe-users are oftentimes okay with people being different, they tend to feel it’s better when people conform to their group or to society so that everyone feels better and no one is left out. This also creates harmony in the group, which Fe-users (perhaps feelers especially) enjoy. Some Fe-users are more than happy to help others fit in. Because of this, Fe-users may lie or conceal information or emotions for the group to maintain social harmony and so as not to offend. On the other hand, there are also many Fe-users who feel very strongly about social harmony as a whole and that everyone should act a certain way or do certain things because they are the right things for everyone and it’s better in the long run, in which case they will offend others for this cause (even if they don’t like it now, they feel it’s better for everyone later on).

- Possible bad points:

May appear selfish, especially to Fi

May appear phony, especially to Fi

May appear overly emotional or too concerned with emotions, especially to Fi

May over estimate ability to read or understand others’ emotions and what they may need

May follow societal rules or agreed-upon ethical codes unquestioningly, regardless of logic

May be too aware of others’ emotions and unaware of or unable to distinguish own emotions

May limit the circle of feeling/empathy/understanding only to a select few, making it easy to be, at the least, rude, or, at the most, immensely cruel to those outside of the circle

A last note on Fi vs Fe:

DOMINANT FUNCTION:

Fe: Empathetic and warm-hearted. Other people are one of the most important things to me and I find it hard not to care about them or to want to keep them happy. I’m a lover of people

Fi: Emotional and opinionated. I have strong feelings about who/what I value and what is truly right, so I let my personal values influence myself more than anything else. I’m an idealist

Te: Driven and responsible. If I want to get something done, I’ll quickly find the most efficient way to do it. I’m a go-getter

Ti: Rational and independent. I love making logical sense of what I don’t know and figuring out how things work to solve problems or just for the hell of it. I’m an analytical thinker

Ne: Very stimulated by ideas and concepts. My mind is always energised by interesting thoughts and connections between them. I’m a visionary

Ni: Detached from the moment by itself and perceptive of the bigger picture. My 5 senses only take me so far, I’m mostly concerned with intangible possibilities and hidden meanings behind things. I’m a contemplator

Se: Spontaneous and highly in tune with my surroundings and happenings in them, which I’m almost always confident in experiencing and interacting with. I’m a realist

Si: Quite in touch with information I’ve gained in the past. My memory is very strong and I’m constantly comparing what I experience in the present to things I’ve experienced in the past. I’m a traditionalist

who…

AUXILIARY FUNCTION:

Fe: Highly values peace and harmony.

Fi: Is very in touch with their emotions and their sense of right and wrong.

Te: Takes charge to organise their environment and accomplish objectives in it.

Ti: Thinks logically and analyses information as objectively as possible.

Ne: Has an active imagination when it comes unrealistic/abstract ideas and possibilities of what could be.

Ni: Has clear plans and goals for the future along with a good idea of how to realise them.

Se: Sees things as they are and has no problems with improvisation or immersing themselves in the moment.

Si: Lets past experiences guide them and influence how they see the world.

When needed, I can…

TERTIARY FUNCTION:

Fe: Be gregarious and charming to get others to like me or to keep a social situation running smoothly,

Fi: Remind myself of my emotions and ideals of right and wrong,

Te: Do whatever it takes to complete a task or solve a problem,

Ti: Step away from emotions and make sense of things rationally,

Ne: Consider multiple possibilities and play with novel ideas,

Ni: See beyond my senses and pay attention to the intangible and to what could become of something in the future,

Se: Indulge in sensory experiences and be open to spontaneity,

Si: Thoroughly compare an experience or an idea to one that’s in my memories,

but many of my faults come from…

INFERIOR FUNCTION:

Fe: Not being very empathetic or sociable and not fully understanding how to properly act in some social situations.

Fi: Being too objective and not being able to foresee what feelings certain things can provoke in myself and others.

Te: Being reluctant to ignore my personal values and consider objective measurements of value and achievement.

Ti: Placing too much value on my own and other peoples’ feelings and not enough on objectivity and rationality.

Ne: Not being very open to novelty or uncertainty.

Ni: Failing to plan for the future or to perceive what my senses can’t.

Se: Being uncomfortable with living in the moment or interacting with my physical environment.