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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

I had sex witj covid 19

This is tumblr… so I’m not sure if you’re saying that you had sex with someone while you were COVID positive, or you’re implying you fucked the virus. Did you fuck the virus?

I fuck the virus

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

I'm on your dash

the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

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