know no shame 🙇

if we were cells in a spreadsheet would you merge with me

every building built mainly for children should be fucking weird like this i cant even imagine how much happier my memories of early childhood would be if i could look back on having gone to kindergarten in a big ol cat

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

synonyms

Queer people can never say I love you it always has to be some "you are not luminous Watson, but you are a conductor of light and for that I am forever in your debt."

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer