alexia ❤️‍🔥

all of this discourse for years just proving to me that guilty as sin is one of the most compelling songs in taylor’s entire catalogue

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

in honour of the 6-year anniversary of folklore, put your top 3 tracks in the tags

randomly listening to the playlist taylor posted on her instagram in 2015 and her music taste remains great lmao

happy bday folklore, hoax is still crazy

the pipeline of “i was tame, i was gentle til the circus life made me mean” to “i hate it here so i will go lunar valleys in my mind where they found a better planet only the gentle survived” really hurts

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

Pretty sure Bram Stoker weeps in his grave every time they make a film adaptation without this glorious himbo.

the thing you need to understand about carmilla countess karnstein is that she is a loser. she's absolutely drowning in blood bitches but she has to be because she is an immortal vampire noble who gets by on flirting her way into continual couch surfing. she has no job no house no car and no money. she sleeps all the way through the morning. she hears people singing and it pisses her off so bad that she needs her bestiecrush to hold her hand until she calms down. she's violently classist and loves to use the "wait until I tell my rich dad about this" line but, crucially, her rich dad is dead as fuck and has been for all living memory. she's a serial monogamist and she's fucking coasting on pretty privilege.

"everything comes out teenage petulance" is such an insane lyric because it's like yes i'm an adult but i'm about to start ripping pages out of my diary i'm about to color on the walls in crayon i'm about to start posting angsty memes on the internet i'm about to burn your things in the backyard i'm about to delete every photo in my camera roll i'm about to have an identity crisis i'm about to scream for an hour and everyone around me thinks it's just spilt milk

midnights the album that you are

“iT sHoUlDn’T hAvE wOn AoTy” WELL IT DID AND IT WAS AOTY FOR ME PERSONALLY TOO