#hoax

Please claim your “I survived the loss of gravity for seven seconds” sticker here! (It’s about as real as the gravity we lost today)

Your other ask said that you knew you were right because I hadn’t answered you. If I’m correct, this ask was in regards to my claim that 3/10 people are involved with The Illuminati.

It has been 11 years, and I have not forgotten about you. Nor does my lack of response mean that you are correct.

My original figure that 30% of people are involved with The Illuminati was, admittedly, poorly phrased. A more reasonable way to put it would be that 30% of people are involved in an industry which The Illuminati has significant control over. These people are, knowingly or not, often doing the will of The Illuminati. It is not true to say that 30% of people are active Illuminati members. To this point, you were correct.

Over the years, I've received a number of questions that, effectively, boil down to "what is The Illuminati?", and I hope to answer that question with some certainty here.

The Illuminati is an organization. It is very large, very old, and very powerful. I've taken to explaining it like a mafia. There is, of course, a head of The Illuminati, and a hierarchy of people beneath them. Where a mafia might have some control over a city's police force, politicians, and business, The Illuminati has some control over the world's military and police forces, governments, and various industries such as television, agriculture, et cetera.

The Illuminati is not a satanic organization. It may occasionally use satanic imagery, but that is primarily because that imagery is highly recognizable and often seen as intimidating or frightening. The Illuminati is not associated with any particular religion, although they use religions and their control over religious heads very effectively against the mass populace.

The goal of The Illuminati is a highly contested topic. Some believe they plan to, in essence, take over the world and rule with an iron fist. Some believe they plan to end the world. Some believe they exist simply to guide society into a more appealing future. Personally, I believe the first goal is correct, in that they mean to exert control over the world and establish a new world order in which they have total domination. This is a personal belief and is not verifiable fact at this time.

Not all celebrities are part of The Illuminati, but many celebrities are under their influence and pass on their messages. When in doubt, assume the worst.

While not all politicians are members of The Illuminati, a large percentage of them serve under someone who is. While they may not serve directly under an Illuminati member, if you go high enough up the chain of command, you will almost certainly find one.

Mind control, brainwashing, and other such tactics are almost certainly not employed by The Illuminati. This is one thing I got very, very wrong when I was last around. They cannot control your mind or hypnotize you, at least not through subliminal messaging in media.

By god, I've returned.

It's been nearly a decade, but I'm back.

How foolish I was, all those years ago. I do not recommend considering any of my prior posts as fact until I've verified them again.

The damage I've done. The things I cannot undo. By god, it weighs on my shoulders like the sky upon Atlas.

But I will not give up the fight. I will not back down, and I will not be beaten into submission.

I have returned, and I will not be going anywhere.

Send me your messages. Ask me your questions. My information is better now than it ever was. I'm older. Wiser.

More scarred.

Round 2, Duel 8 🩶