#enbyfication

im not saying we shouldn't be calling out hypocrisy but i do think it's important to be aware of what i call the Two Different Guys Fallacy. and that's that whenever you're thinking to yourself, oh how come X group claim they want this thing but also support that other incompatible thing. take a moment to stop and consider whether it could just be Two Different Guys that think each thing

i hope you think of me not just as a person but as one of those rope chewtoys that you can bite down on and shake violently from side to side when you feel like it

i think definitely a way to make a boy hotter is if he's a dog and you can put a collar on him and tug him around a bit

i need to see a girl drooling all over herself with nothing in her eyes NOW. stat

princess probably top tier name to call someone said just a little patronisingly drawing out the last syllable that tiny bit. big fan of flattering phrases said sarcastically but still praising the inverted meaning. if that makes sense. take this word typically reserved for royalty and use it on you because you're being just a little bit pathetic but, like, I'm not disapproving of your desperation either. very good

guys you HAVE to stop saying cummies i could be on the edge of an earthshattering headfucking orgasm after months of edging and hours of foreplay and still seeing the word cummies or god forbid hearing another person saying it to me in real life would instantly turn me into a benedictine monk never to release a single drop of fluid again