steam trains are very fuckable

do u guys know if they legalized going to sleep yet

if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards

what's crazy is that not knowing about [x war crimes/hate crime/pattern of violence etc.] is like, a kind of embarrassing display of ignorance that you've been able to maintain through a level of privilege and detachment that others don't have but which would be largely rectified by you going "shit, my bad" and educating yourself with the one million free easily accessible tools at your disposal, instead of digging your heels in and pouting and talking about the xkcd comic and how not EVERYONE knows EVERYTHING and anyways you're weird and online for knowing about it in the first place and actually lowkey kind of privileged and classist because they Never Taught It In American Public School

i sing then everyone joins

i sing then everyone joins

Stop handwringing over "is it feminist to trap my boyfriend in a glob of iridescent slime deep within an underwater cave that slowly transforms him into a cute seaslug girl?" and start supporting actually existing feminism (trapping your boyfriend in a glob of iridescent slime deep within an underwater cave that slowly transforms him into a cute seaslug girl)

artists on the internet will make the most half assed image that says "fuck ice" in a font that someone else made and then be like "stickers and prints on my etsy that will be five dollars please."

must have been scary AF to have a tummy ache in like 468AD like uh oh is this the time I get to shit to death.... and then you just fart nasty

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

in wigan, even someone as revolting and worthless as you can be as good as gravy

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser