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everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

@whatvioletdoes-blog

Congratulations on being like the only person on Tumblr to ever leave me completely speechless

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

i think when people reblog posts they should be required to autofill the tags on the reason they reblogged it. u can do autofilled reasons like "funny" or "i like [fandom]" but u also need to be clear and specific to the post so you can report posts for being reblogged unclearly. this will make tumblr worse to use in almost every single area of the site