EmilyVictoria,20

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

omg

World heratige post

ah yes, the original version

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

shh, dont tell anyone

The ancient texts…

is that *goes to IMDB page* I KNEW IT

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

wow this is a fucking mood

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

i wish there was a way to represent the dawning horror in my face as i read this post

I had to read this, and now you do, too.

😭

congratulations to anyone who has a normal sleep schedule

More miracles baby

we’re doing it jic