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be your therapist

be responsible for your consumption

explain concepts readily available to you through Google searches

share their past or traumatic experiences

answer questions about their trauma

apologize for you ignoring warnings

cater to your entitlement

Don’t hate me, don’t hate me, remember the TARDIS, let me explain - 

At the end of the day, The Princess Bride is not about Westley; it’s not about Buttercup; it’s not about any of the characters; it’s not even really about True Love. The Princess Bride is a story about storytelling. The main characters of the movie are not Fezzik, not Inigo, but the Grandfather and the Boy. 

My proposal for a ‘kinda sequel but really really remake’ of The Princess Bride: We would start with Fred Savage, the Boy from the first take of the movie, showing up to work. He then runs into his coworker, played by Queen Latifah, and asks, ‘Hey, is your granddaughter still sick?’, and she says, ‘Yeah, I’m actually going home early today, so I can watch her tonight’. 

Savage’s character then smiles, hands her a book, and says, ‘Hey, when you go, read this to her. My grandfather used to read this to me, and I loved it.’ 

And every directorial decision you make for the whole movie process is how that little girl imagines the story as being told by her grandmother. 

❝[Jeremiah]’s much more calculating. Jerome was extremely brash and violent. Jerome was a chain saw; Jeremiah is a scalpel. And he’s going after not only the city, but also Gordon and Bruce. Jeremiah wants to hit them where it really hurts.❞