Public Enema No. 1

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

UK goverment is like, no we won't give you affordable housing, we WILL mass surveillance you, you will slave away at university to end up in a dead end retail job, you WILL rent a room in a crowded house with no privacy or with your parents even though you work full time or youre disabled, you WILL pay exorborant prices to stay alive, you WILL pay £80 for a round of drinks if you want to see your friends in a third space because nobody ownes a house, you will NOT receive free or affordable mental health care in a timely manner, you will NOT receive physical healthcare in a timely manner even if its life threatening, we WILL put disabled people in housing that can kill them, we'll WILL put children in mould infested housing too so they're not left out, we'll also make sure doctors and nurses are visiting food banks often, we won't do anything to stop repeat sex offendors and we'll let them run in local councils, we will cut public funds to libraries and other third spaces for children, we will also ban kids from existing in peace outside while also banning them from existing online as well. The pedophiles that only get four months? Don't worry about them. Have a mental breakdown where you can't look after yourself or have severe mental health needs? You are sentenced to state sanctioned medical torture via the beautiful psych system. Congrats! You just forfeit all your rights and will be homeless and broke if you're not well in six months. Good luck!