Public Enema No. 1

@l1zardl1ps

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

forget trying to explain dubstep to a victorian child, try to explain genAI to yourself from ten years ago. they invented predictive text on steroids and people take its words as gospel. ceos fully believe that glorified autocomplete can replace millions of employees and many people are fired or forced to edit machine's vomit. creative fields are in shambles, everything is slop. anyone can publicly make porn of anyone in one click, yes, including children. no, there are no consequences for that. nothing feels real. no one can apparently write an email anymore. I'd have a stroke.

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

oh rhino we're really in it now

not even Allah himself could take my maid dress blorbo away from me

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

they're unreal engine-ifying my childhood game...nintendo hired that man....this is ocarina of time in 2013

@l1zardl1ps 💀

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

I could see Dende doing this lol

I never get tried of him.

Me neither, can always have more Piccolo!