Empressive

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football

damn. I can’t even point out the factually correct statement that boys and men are disproportionately affected by brain-eating amoeba infections without being called a misandrist and a bioessentialist. I don’t think men have a biological imperative to swim in infected water, I think we live in a society that teaches young boys that safety is for pussies and you should be willing to do gross stuff because that is what makes you a boy. I vividly recall having to go out to feed the dog as a kid and doing it barefoot, being disgusted by the slimy algae feeling of the damp brick porch and my dad laughing at me and essentially telling me I can’t be a man because I thought it was icky and expressed disgusted.

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty