stupid bitch energy

i can assure you, my cock is nothing but a nuisance and a burden. it is not worth being excited about.

This website is free but by god we pay for it in other ways

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

coconut

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”

i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

so you might say

like

you might say i could go h