I'm on a rollercoaster that only goes up

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

why am I SO worried about someone not wanting me???? Like that has nothing to do with me I’m gonna continue levelling up and if your sorry ass doesn’t want me, cool!!!!! I want me!!!!!! Let’s fuckin go, self!!!!!!!

it’s summer time. if the person you’re with isn’t fun and you aren’t happy, end the relationship and frolic in the warm grass

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications

EVERYONE AT THE HEAD ENHANCEMENT CLINIC SAID NOBODY WOULD NOTICE

i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling

this is so pure

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…

Doing nothing all day really stresses me out bc I feel like I’m wasting my whole life but I’m like too stressed out to actually start doing something???