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Help me and my family please 🙏

You can craft growth and shrinkng potions in a brewing stand leather+thick potions and rabbit hide+mundane potions respectively

Drinking a size potion makes you bigger/smaller (obviously), the effects are technically permanent but can be reversed by drinking the opposite size potion. Beware that if you drink a shrinking potion at the smallest possible size then you will instantly die, the same applies to growth potions at maximum size.

Being tiny makes you weaker and smaller (duh) (0.1 scale), you have a single heart which is made even worse by the fact that you are now a tasty little snack to various predators that would otherwise leave you alone such as cats and foxes. On the upsides, you can survive off smaller quantities of food and can survive a fall from up to 20 blocks without getting injured, and can also ride on the shoulders of normal sized players.

Being giant makes you 2x scale and (duh) makes you faster and stronger (5 melee damage and 50 hearts. You also need to eat more and are more susceptible to fall damage, a even a small height can easily deal severe amounts of damage or even kill you. Normal sized players can also sit on your shoulder (tinies can too, but they end up clipping inside your arm instead).

Another important thing to remember is that you are huge and terrifying, many mobs will flee in your presence and villages might percieve you as a threat (iron golems can kill giants btw).

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

Thanks @kamileonik, @flock-from-the-void and @flowerxar for the tags!! :DD ok here we go

Last song: the Croatian EDM song my taxi driver is currently playing..! Apart from that, Between to Worlds by Mili from Limbus Company :D

Last Movie: wait.. what WAS it? The last one I remember is guardians of the galaxy 3 but I definitely watched another

Currently Watching: shows? I’m currently watching Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood and demon slayer!

Currently Reading: currently reading Bungou stray dogs untold origins, The Myth of Sisyphus and Crime and Punishment!

Currently Craving: some water. Hm. I should probably get some give me a second— ok done. Stay hydrated kids!!

Last thing you researched for writing purposes: animal symbolism! Uh.. apparently in native american cultures an owl’s call foretells death and is a bad omen! So now that’s something I know!

last song: psychogram by deco*27! technically the mahiru cover

last movie: oppenheimer....doing my best not to gatekeep that movie cause it was so fucking good

currently watching: binging gravity falls with my sister <3 we just finished rewatching s1 last night

currently reading: privacy is power by carissa véliz

currently craving: honestly just a really good burger and fries. i'm hungry as hell

last thing you researched for writing purposes: uhhh. the story of st sebastian i think.

last song: yellow light by of monsters and men

last movie: barbie :)

currently watching: the same four defunctland episodes on loop

currently reading: just about to start six of crows!

currently craving: strawberry pocky

last thing you researched for writing purposes: the powers of the starborne origin from the origins minecraft mod

Last song: Pancakes for Dinner by Lizzy McAlpine

Last movie: Nimona! For the second time lol

Currently watching: Good Omens s2! I'm not a huge tv person so it's taking me a while...

Currently reading: The Spectacular by Fiona Davis! And also The Martian by Andy Weir. And also The Dream Theives by Maggie Stiefvater. I can't possibly only read one book at a time

Currently craving: I WAS craving a slushee about 30 minutes ago. That has since been resolved.

Last thing you researched for writing purposes: For writing purposes specifically? I don't write a whole ton, so probably the refractive indexes of diamond and common diamond simulants.

Tagging: @aqua-beam @slonkel @lirdgorl @obligatorytropeinsert @ridleyytheriddler

Last song: A generic pop song on the bus radio(alas, I don't know the title)

Last movie: How to train your dragon (I did not remember the plot of the movie AT ALL so it was wonderful watching it again! Felt like it was the first time watching it haha)

Currently watching: Yet to finish Marvel Secret Invasion

Currently reading: The Iliad(god, the hatred I have for agamemnon)

Currently craving: Nothing really, but I would like some cheese, I suppose

Last thing you researched for writing purposes: I don't write a whole ton, but the last time I wrote a full story(albeit a sort of bad one) I guess I did some light googling about the violence of goats, and whether or not birds can drink blood

Tagging(nine people, right? gosh, this is gonna be hard to choose): @hypnagogic-marshmallow, @rishya-is-sleepy, @baba-yaga-s-breadsticks, @clone-nelly, @pinknerines, @wheelsbot7, @sylph-of-gender, @cornmug, @a-feral-coffee-enthusiast

Last song: Ummm, the last song I added to a playlist was a jazz remix of Graze The Roof by ImRuscel

Last movie: Into the Spiderverse, it's insane how the new one makes the original look quaint despite changing mainstream animation basically overnight

Currently watching: Nothing really, I've been skimming Chainsaw Man but I've already read the Manga many times so I'm just skipping around to the bits of sakuga

Currently reading: Halo: Cryptum by Greg Bear

Currently craving: I could really go for some chocolate milk right now

Last thing you researched for writing purposes: I did a whole deep dive on classical musician Modest Mussorgsky after I learned Animusic's Cathedral Pictures was based off of his work.

Last song: Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin

Last movie: Across the Spiderverse. It was so good! And im so in love with how much these movies do for the art and animation industries!

Currently watching: One Tree Hill. My sibling recommended it and I'm in the process of becoming more "cultured" since i didn't watch a lot of tv shows growing up.

Currently reading: i just finished reading Percy Jackson: The Titan's Curse. Now I'm rereading the Bungou Stray Dogs manga.

Currently craving: Ice Cream!

Last thing you researched for writing purposes: candle colors and what they mean for witchcraft practice.

Last Song: Good in Red - The Midnight

Last Movie: The Miraculous Ladybug Movie *Careless Whisper intensifies*

Currently Watching: so many. The first ones that come to mind right now are the live action Alice in Borderlands, Bleach, and Detective Conan in the background for Japanese practice.

Currently Reading: Good Omens!

Currently Craving: Corn chips but that's a constant for me lol

Last Thing I Researched for Writing Purposes: the last thing I researched in depth was flower meanings

Last song: Dark of the matinee by Franz Ferdinand!! Such a bangerr

Last movie: Clue 1985!! It's probably one of my favorites!!

Currently watching: fleabag and rewatching good omens again teehee

Reading: good omens and Rebecca!

Currently craving: omg banana pancakes<333

Last thing researched for writing purposes: 1860's crinolines lmao

Last song: Awkward Conversations by Late Night Drive Home STREAM LNDH!!!!!

Last movie: Scott Pilgrim!!!! I LOVE THAT MOVIEEE

Currently watching: YouTube video essays on literally anything (+ rewatching Daredevil for the millionth time)

Reading: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe :3 I have to finish the whole series and I think I’ll die

Currently craving: Gimme some good chips and some GOOOOOD guacamole OML

Last thing researched: MOTHS I will become a moth encyclopedia and nobody can stop me

Last song: scott street by phoebe bridgers

Last movie: disneys haunted mansion

Currently watching: mostly youtube but in terms of shows demon slayer and sometimes adventure time

Reading: we are ok (ITS SO GOOD READ IT PLEASEEEEE)

Currently craving: sushi and udon noodles..... for like the past week but im too busy to go out for food :(

Last thing researched: stuff about tarot cards because im STILL TRYING TO LEARN THEM ALL and music theory stuff

Last song: space unicorn by Parry Gripp

Last movie: Across the spiderverse

Currently watching: Red dwarf

Currently reading: warrior cats and Wings of fire

Craving: Costa bacon Bap

Last thing researched for writing purposes: spiders , someone ask me about spiders. I am writing a cool fact thing about spiders

Tags: @fizzy-watches-dps , @cecilsbitingyou

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

Fast food workers bust their asses surrounded by hot ovens and boiling oil so you can get food quickly without having to make it yourself or even learn how.

Janitors bust their asses cleaning up the most vile things humans can do to a public room so you don’t have to tiptoe around human waste everywhere you go.

Mail carriers bust their asses going door to door in near-fatal heat/cold and have to deal with the possibility of getting attacked by your poorly-trained pets so you don’t have to drive to the post office every single day.

Warehouse workers bust their asses making sure YOUR latest Amazon crap doesn’t just disappear into thin air.

And retail workers bust their asses coddling and picking up after you like your parents because none of you know how to read a price tag or stop deliberately miss-shelving things you never wanted.