Empi's Madness and Insanity

Sirius: Oh yeah?! Well if this is how you react when your best friend simply tries to make himself some profit, then you can fuck right off!!

James: Yeah, profit by STEALING THE PROPERTY I HAVE BEEN EYEING?? GET STUFFED BLACK!!

Peter: Now now, boys. Calm down.

Sirius, turning on him: YOU FUCK OFF PETTIGREW!! You literally have three— no— FOUR properties to your name!!

James, grumbling: Not to mention you refuse to visit your dear friends on their property!!

Sirius: Yeah! What of our profits?!

Remus: Lay off both of you. You're sore losers.

Sirius, throwing his hands up: SAID BY THE FUCKING BANKER— WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW OF PAIN?!

James: I SAW YOU PAWING AT THOSE 500 POUND BILLS LUPIN, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED—

Remus: OH SO MY PROFIT DOESN'T MATTER??

Sirius: NOT IF YOU'RE CHEATING THE SYSTEM!!

James: BECAUSE YOU WOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT CHEATING, WOULDN'T YOU BLACK?! WHAT WITH THE WAY YOU CHEATED YOUR BEST MATE—

Sirius: OH MY FUCKING— IT ISN'T THAT DEEP?!

Peter: UHHH YEAH IT IS?? PROPERTY ISN'T A GAME?!

Remus, nodding: And neither is Monopoly. You're an ass, Pads.

Sirius, bewildered: I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND??

Remus, shrugging: All is fair in war— and Monopoly is a battlefield.

Peter: Hell yeah, Lupin.

James: What Moony said.

Sirius, whirling on James: I DIDN'T SEE YOU PREACHING THIS WHEN YOU FUCKING TACKLED REMUS FOR FORGETTING TO GIVE YOU 200 POUNDS?!

James: WOAH NOW, THAT'S DIFFERENT AND YOU KNOW IT!! THE "PASS GO" RULE IS HOLY AND SACRED!!!

Sirius: I'LL SHOW YOU HOLY AND SACRED WHEN I FUCKING SEND YOU TO HEAVEN—

- before wearing a swimsuit

-before having sex

-to be a clean/hygienic person

Your pubic hair serves a purpose and increased presence of the sun doesn’t justify the expectation to remove it (or any body hair) for women.

this is true and all. but also never stop talking about your ship because if it’s what makes you happy then you can and should talk about it for yourself and your own enjoyment too.

there’s nothing wrong with the tweet in the screenshot, but I feel like we’ve forgotten that shipping and fandom are first and foremost for ourselves and our own enjoyment, not if the ship is popular or if there’re enough people shipping it.