OH HOW THE SKELETONS SHALL DANCE

For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

official library post

do you wanna come over and be weird with me

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

Fuck you're right post cancelled

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

We’ve all heard tales of the moon being made of cheese, but what if it were made of bones? Bone fragments. Bone dust. Partial skeletons from animals we have no name for, no knowledge of. What if the moon were made of bones?

What are you gonna do?

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars