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they should invent an applying for jobs that doesnt make you wish death upon yourself and othwrs

Sometimes you stress yourself out to the point of tears and then u have to coax urself off the ledge by reminding urself that nothing is ever that fucking serious . It works out how it works out the point is we put in the effort

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG

Reblogging because exams aa gaye

”match my freak” match my melancholy. be nostalgic about a past you weren’t even that happy in. find something to be haunted about throughout every second of your day

This has to be adaptive learning. A line like this wouldn't work on any other goddamn site or its userbase aside from this godsforsaken one and it knows that

i love drinking water and i love peeing. The real water cycle

Certified piss post

gay rights more like gay rites i say as i put on a dionysian ritual and party with a bunch of bacchants 

Sooooo they actually used too call me the washing machine kid

who cares

yuor mama got a glass eye with a fish in it

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