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tempted to write a special POV switch chapter about Ilya crashing out over the years over "Jane" and "Manny"

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if i get one more release from this photoshoot im going to lose it
"Shane would hate Troy" this "actually Troy and Shane would be great friends" that. Sorry to disagree but in my horrid mind Troy and Shane hang out once for 15 min and they manage to enable each other's unhealthy eating habits to such a degree that Ilya and Harris vow to never let them hang out alone again.
Let them alone for more than 30 minutes and they'll start discussing the merits of paleo diet and whatever the fuck that "liver king" guy had going on, 1 hour? They're buying the John Tavares anti 5g magic grift amulet. When I say "two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyy" I mean DUMB dumb.
#lmfaoooo#i think their most true relationship is distant and friendly but i looooove toxic shane-troy dynamics#they're in the grocery store aisles completely deranged#in front of the fish counter screaming about omega 3s#a bored teenager is watching shane fucking hollander waving his arms around a mackerel in one hand and a salmon in the other#PICK TROY. WHICH FUCKING FISH HAS MORE HEALTHY FAT#fish tails flopping around under fluorescent lights#troy's almost crying#the teenager is bored. chewing gum and blowing bubbles#heated rivalry
<- prev’s notes oh my god
All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun
It bears repeating that we the audience have actually never met most characters in IWTV /TVL
We have seen "in the flesh": Louis, Lestat, Armand, Daniel, Raglan James, Rashid, and Fareed
Even Rashid and Fareed only appear filtered through Lestat's narration in S3 / TVL, and technically (putting aside bodyswap theories) we have not seen Lestat in S3, only listened to his recordings, essentially a diary where there is no second party there to challenge him in the moment on any of his assertions from a hitherto unknown point between the auction and the apocalypse.
We have never met any of the NOLA humans from 1910 - 1940. We have never met any of the Paris Coven. We have never met Lestat's bandmates and entourage. We have never met Gabriella. We have never met Nicki. We have never met Madeleine.
We have never met Claudia.

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in 2026, the seattle seahawks and the new england patriots play each other in the super bowl. shane doesn't really care about american sports, but he knows of this because the american centaurs won't stfu about it. suddenly, though, Ilya the Betrayer is begging him to go.
"please, hollander, it's good for pr because boston still loves me!!! if i called yuna right now she would agree!!! drake maye is nice i promise!!!"
shane, extremely reluctantly, says yes, and he refuses to admit that its because ilya's puppy dog eyes could kill a man. this will delay their arrival in italy for the olympics, which shane is not particularly pleased about, but it's not like playing for team canada is something ilya takes lightly either. he supposes they can take a separate flight if it means his russian husband with canadian citizenship can go see an american sports event that is in no way related to hockey. fiiiiiiiiine.
they go. ilya is wearing patriots merch, of course, and he offered some to shane; while shane liked wearing ilya's clothes as soon as he cut the tags out, he refused to support any team from the region of new england. he instead wore a black button up and khakis at david's recommendation, which opened him up to just a little bit of excessive teasing.
shane didn't bother researching the event. it's american football. he kind of knows how it works. he thinks it's stupid and boring, but his husband is more excited than he had been in a long time. hm, he thinks. ilya's never been this interested in football before.
the first half ends. the patriots are losing, but ilya's spirit has not dampened at all. he is grinning ear to ear. in fact, he is even more excited than he was at the start of the game.
a bunch of... trees, he supposes, enter the field. they are building something. this is the halftime show, but he does not know who is performing. he has a suspicion, though.
"ilya," he says, "if you forced me to come to the super bowl so you could see bad bunny perform, i'm going to kill you."
ilya laughs. after all, that was a joke. right?
bad bunny comes out, and ilya has the time of his life. he turns to shane, who is glaring at him.
maybe not a joke. it was worth it!!!
2x08 // 3x06 It was enough that he showed up.
let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude
“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”
“Okay that makes sense”
Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218
"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."
i love these sort of posts because they feel like a vision of a kinder and more thoughtful world that I wish more than anything was the mainstream instead of the exception

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chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.
no hate to my girl anya but if anyone was going to have an annoying, poorly behaved, relationship load-bearing dog it WOULD be skip
french bulldog btw and yes she is a major point of contention in the divorce
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heated rivalry twitter (73/?) logically, ilya knows that no nhl players were allowed in the 2018 games. however-
I wish people would stop using "empathy" to mean "common decency" and "caring about others."
Empathy is:
The ability to feel others' emotions with them, either inherently (affective empathy) or by intentionally thinking about how you would feel in their situation (cognitive empathy)
Empathy is not:
Common decency (that's common decency)
Caring about others (that's compassion)
A prerequisite for being a good person
Stop putting empathy on a pedestal and demonizing people who lack empathy.
EMPATHY IS MORALLY NEUTRAL.

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i really appreciate seeing all the posts on my dash recently to the effect of "shutting down conversations about race/gender/minorities in fandom spaces because 'fandom is meant to be fun' is just an excuse to not think critically about the bigoted behaviors you are exhibiting". i hope that this energy carries over into the gaming sphere next pleaaseee
pokemon is a series about building Your own team and going on Your own adventure with creatures that You collect and befriend, and is designed from the ground up to be personal and immersive. i have never been able to look like myself in a pokemon game. if i bought pokemon z a today and booted it up and tried to customize myself, i would not be able to look like myself. just fuck me i guess.
ok yay
Given Shane's competitive mindset and watching movies being one of his few non-hockey hobbies, I think he'd find it intensely gratifying to have Rose validate his feelings that a movie/actor/director does indeed suck and then explain to him in detail why he probably felt like that according to her technical / professional expertise
The flip side of this is that Rose would revel in recommending movies to Shane that are above his grade level. Rose would suggest Shane watch Belle de Jour (1967) and he'd queue that shit up on his laptop on a team flight.