#roselana

I can't edit at ALL please someone do it

Aaaaah I love this ask ♥️ I have so many thoughts on them as a friend group!!

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All things considered it takes the boys much less time to get over their respective jealousy than expected; Sveta and Shane bond over hockey immediately; I think over time she becomes one of Shane's favorite people to talk hockey with. Meanwhile, Ilya and Rose bond very quickly over being bisexual gossip queens with +10 charisma

They absolutely take trips together, to very fun locations because money literally does not matter. Skiing in Switzerland, summer on the Maledives... it's always something fancy with them. But they also take weekend trips together, usually to some fun city (especially if somebody's there for work). (And yes we are absolutely overestimating the amount of freetime they all have)

They make a point to go to a gay club in every city they go to. There's a whole rating system; one of the categories is "shaneability" which basically means, how autism friendly is this location. As in, how long can Shane stay here without getting overstimulated or annoyed. Clubs with high shaneability are always the ones they return to <3

They also go to concerts together, highlight of those being a Bad Bunny concert in Rio that Shane got Ilya for his birthday.

Between the four of them, they can always find something to do, and there's always someone to match varying energy levels. Like, there's always a nap partner available, and there always someone available who's ready to go jetskiing.

The boys cook because between Rose Undiagnosed ADHD Landry and Svetlana Cereal For Dinner Vetrova, there would never be a suitable meal for professional athletes otherwise

Theyre the only friend group Shane genuinely loves going out dancing with. All three of them love to dance but in a group it makes Shane feel less awkward and there's less pressure to look good or sexy while dancing. Also Ilya, Rose and Svetlana can tear a dancefloor the fuck up. So nobody's looking at Shane anyway.

They have so many stupid inside jokes from all their trips and it's soooooo annoying to everyone else. Like at some party drinking martinis with other people rose looks at Shane and says "hey do you want my olive?" and they just burst out laughing until they're crying and Hayden who's there with them is like... what and they're like "you wouldn't get it" aldkskajj so annoying (Hayden is ofc jealous af)

Rose and Shane take long walks where they just talk and talk and talk and everytime it's kind of better than therapy

In a similar vein, sveta and Ilya always get drunk on vodka together one night and talk shit about their families and childhood

so, look. it's currently 7am (i've not yet gone to sleep), and i'm too deep in my roselana fantasies. literally 0 idea why i'm bugging you right now BUT. do you have any random unhinged thoughts about them. anything. feed me. my brain needs sustinence (roselana). please.

also, i fucking love your blog to death. you are so funny. and so incredibly witty. and crazy creative. please marry me. k bye<3

anon I hope you're asleep by now but staying up all night plagued by thoughts of Roselana is so incredibly real of you 🩷 as requested:

- svetlana hadn't seen a single rose landry movie before meeting her, she'd seen her on carpets and in the tabloids, but never actually sat down and watched a full movie of hers. this delights rose to no end

- they're both party girls in the truest sense, and they love going to gigs together, always looking for new artists or djs they think the other would enjoy

- rose is a morning person - she loves being up at the crack of dawn and can function perfectly fine on only a few hours sleep, especially if she's not on set that day. sveta hates waking up before 10pm EARLIEST unless she has to. they eventually settle into a rhythm where rose will get up first, have breakfast, do her morning workout, maybe run an errand or two, then come back to bed before sveta wakes up

- rose cannot drive stick shift. she barely drives anyway, but the gearbox is a mystery to her. sveta almost exclusively drives stick because it's hotter (rose agrees)

- svetlana doesn't really own many hair care products. she gets her hair done regularly at the salon and only has the basics at home. rose has a million and one products and doesn't know how to use most of them