Emma :)

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

Bb if you need “my inheritance” as an excuse for the phwedding then ok, just use it. 😭 use it and get married and be happy. You’re free now.

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

them saying the pinof kiss was real then continuing to talk about other things like girl i need a minute

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

watching dan and phil is like AHAHAHAHA ahahaha haha these guys are hilarious will i ever find someone as unconditionally loving to share the rest of my life with. fucks sake.

Just scrolled through the platonic Phan Twitter account and their reaction to the hard launch being “ok” and then never tweeting again has me on the FLOOR

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

i need a bag of sour gummy worms. i need 64 oz of water. i need to listen to midwest emo while lifting weights. i need a hug still actually. i need to nuke california. i need pants that fit me properly. i need the sun to set after 7 pm.