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phil this cannot be what you’re fantasizing about.

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October 8, 2009: “i WANT you to tie me up”
okay this is so stupid I know but like I cannot imagine them kissing. I know they do obviously and like they are both the most horny people ever but like separately in my mind because what do you mean they kiss each other?!?!
they do it like this hope this helps
phil's meaty legs // for anon
Just scrolled through the platonic Phan Twitter account and their reaction to the hard launch being “ok” and then never tweeting again has me on the FLOOR

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This TikTok from rareenergydnp made me cackle
i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.
i need a bag of sour gummy worms. i need 64 oz of water. i need to listen to midwest emo while lifting weights. i need a hug still actually. i need to nuke california. i need pants that fit me properly. i need the sun to set after 7 pm.
Do you think Dan remembers that he was the one that started the jealous Dan thing? He definitely was jealous back when they first started dating but I’m glad he feels more secure now
phil really kicked his phussy up the wall with the pharmpit photocard
I dont know where I'd be if it wasnt for WAD just over, a year ago i was severely depressed and just hating myself, and I decided it was time for a rewatch, Dan's monologue at the end really just changed my whole perspective, it didn't cure me but it made me realise that there's beauty in the small moments of life, and sometimes you have to keep going till you find the next good moment, and I'm so grateful for that, I've reminded myself of that so often, I love Dan Howell, he's forever my inspiration
I actually relate so much. I bought meet and greet tickets to we’re all doomed while I was living with my sister and two months later that sister died. Meeting Dan and seeing WAD was one of the only things I had to look forward to at that point in my life. And seeing the show really changed my perspective on life and gave me the hope to keep going and the permission to try to enjoy my life even if things were shit and I didn’t have my favorite person to enjoy it with. Then in 2025 when Trump became president I rewatched it because it felt like the world was ending and I needed some hope and it gave me a lot of hope to keep going. I hope Dan knows how much of an impact WAD has had for so many people. He’s talked about how it saved him and I can see how much it’s truly been an integral part of his mental health journey but it’s also saved so many of us that have seen it.

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I didn’t think dial-up still existed in 2026, honestly props to Phil’s parents for somehow having that kind of patience
This made me laugh so hard I had to share it for those that don’t have a patreon subscription
happy easter my beautiful phannie moots, may the spirit of gay glazed bunny buns be ever with you
u can say whatever u want about this hellscape of a timeline we're living in but at least we got the one where phan is real
I LVOEEEEE

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Dan on Phil's Interactive Space Adventure
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tits out with the wad cap on is a debilitating phenomenon. do you think dan had to sit down