do u feel like ranking hs1 songs in terms of unhingedness
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. But yes you got it:
kiwi: obvious number 1. the hook being âim having your baby its none of your businessâ? holland tunnel for a nose its always backed up?? the sniffing noise!? sheâs all over me ITS LIKE I PAID FOR IT???? the title having literally nothing to do with the song? the song being horny and psychotic as fuck and the music video being hehe puppies and cupcakes?? it being in between sweet creature and esny on the tracklist? the way none of it makes any fucking sense?? guitar solo??? he was taking zero prisoners.
from the dining table: if the depressed jacking off in the literal opening line wasnât enough he then goes onto say he almost said his exes name after sleeping with their clone. seek helpÂ
sign of the times: truly very few things crazier than debuting into your solo career with a 6 minute political non radio-friendly soft-rock ballad from the perspective of a mother on her deathbed telling her newborn that they have to find a way out in a world that is doomed and burning (that you happened to write in FIVE MINUTES) risking potentially alienating ur entire bubblegum pop audience and then calling it âplaying it safeâ.Â
carolina: name dropped her, said the pussy was fire, and then outed her for underage drinking. ruthless.Â
only angel: simply âIM STILL THE ONLY ONE WHOâS BEEN IN LOVE WITH MEâ đ. âhahah im gonna die aloneâ in first few lines and then proceeds to sing about hole for the next 3 minutes like nothing happened...Â
woman: wannabe-homewrecker anthem
meet me in the hallway: who the fuck opens an album like this.... âjust take the pain awayâ damn bitch slow down weâre only 2 minutes into thisÂ
two ghosts: actually very soothing therefore not So unhinged except kinda hilarious to respond to a whole album written about you with a single song saying âthis relationship is dead <3 weâre ghosts. thanks thoâ
ever since new york: clearly a very meaningful and real song to him. the only thing i have to say is that on a personal level âive been praying never did beforeâ threatens to completely unravel me every single day
sweet creature: will die before i ever willing say anything like this about my sibling but incredibly cute and therefore not unhinged.Â


























