I'm lonely.

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

signal boost for safety

@octoshipper

HOly shit I didn’t know this about kava, followers please be safe! 

this is absolutely poetry and it’s amazing

I like that this implies that in 1928 flappers were turning up and causing strife in the farm lands of Pennsylvania

im 12 years old sitting on my bed reading it’s midnight it’s summer my window is open the crickets are very loud but very soothing my room smells dusty and warm and no one else exists. im 12 years old. the feeling never goes away.

they didn’t even give him honey mustard

If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way to attend school, it’s a failure of our government to provide proper funding

This also includes transportation to and from school.

This should also include accessibility, aids and assistance for disabled children!

The worst part: You just know some deeply unpleasant person is reading this and concluding that the solution is to stop requiring kids go to school.