what a mess

its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

bend him over the table tuesday btw

make him weep wednesday to those who celebrate

thrust into him thursday

and finally, happy Fuck him stupid Friday everyone. peace and love on the planet earth

There is always hope

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

happy pride month to this post specifically

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born