I'm kickin' ass tonight!

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

I'm reaching levels of sleepy I never thought possible

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

🎹🎂20 YEARS OF NEIL🎂🎹

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

IN A SCARY WAY

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

bee in my bonnet

just one bee?

just the one bee, but believe me we are BOTH in distress about the situation