not so private space

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

i’m raising awareness for horoscophobia. because there’s people out there that won’t fuck with you because you a libra…or a gemini…or aquarius. like some white girl will be like “oh shit you’re a leo….ew bye” like i’m sorry i was born in august. i’m sorry my parents got horny in december. fuck you becky!!! 

The Learning Channel

is america okay

No

Here for it

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

This isen’t a post, this is an experience 

Every day.

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you