me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

"i hate danger days" its ok you dont have to hide that youre hetero we wont judge

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

You can add more than one fingerprint to your iPhone so I added my left thumb and it’s cool