beep beep richie

i love eddie kaspbrak bc he will be like, "gullible is absolutely in the dictionary, there's no reason for it not to be; plus mommy says it is and also I checked" and richie will be like, "wait, eds, didn't you hear about the recent changes? They added and took out like twenty words; Mom and Dad were talking about it last week. Gullible isn't there anymore." and Eddie will check

villains in boxer shorts patterned after their nemesis is the highest and most refined form of comedy

in it 2017 mike hanlon rolled up to that clown den with a gun and i don’t think we applaud him for that enough. what the fuck did the other losers show up with? an inhaler? a bike? mike hanlon buddy they didn’t deserve you

The venn diagram of cottagecore bloggers and the ppl who wld get lured into the midsommar cult is a circle

resexualize willem dafoe

ok i DO love korra with all the probending stuff but it’s just now occurring to me how funny it is like can you imagine waking up one day and reading in the paper that jesus became a professional athlete