Subconscious Hamster

play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.

IT’S BACK

omg a relic, still watermarked with musically. not even TikTok yet. wow

world heritage post

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”

Nintendo is finally fulfilling our shared milennial fantasy of being a vampire pumpkin farmer

This Dimitri is straight out of a Russian novel

his character really is more of a prince by sheer default then nearly any actual disney prince out there and you may all fight me on this - he excudes that decent slavic sadness™ centrified all the way

#decent slavic sadness#i cry#it means he will do shady shit but have a strangely strict moral compass @thorrential

mr darcy be like “i know a spot” and then hides in the corner of a ballroom

Y'all i got a text about my friend breaking down becuase of this just a few minutes ago. Its real and its terrible. They’re also hiding it in stuff like cat videos and other seemingly harmless things so stay alert and stay safe.

Oh Jesus I don’t have TikTok but please be aware darlings!!!! This sounds terrifying!!!

stay safe pls guys

Ignoring the fact that if you have tiktok you really shouldn’t, stay safe!!

Holy fuck, stay safe everyone!

People have been sharing it in the replies on Twitter too, so if you see posts talking about this video, be very careful.

I need you all to understand this isn’t a shitpost, this is the ACTUAL DIALOGUE.

Off to look for this movie, to make mine eye witness to the rumour.

love this new disney movie

^^^^^^^^^

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

HES GOT PERFECT PITCH

Pup got that vibrato 😂

and they were right