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I could have, maybe I should have, but my heart hurt too badly to lead my legs there. That’s the story I shall tell, anyway. Ahhhh, yes, the best goodies– free and unexpected. What kind did you go for?

I don’t blame you. My heart would hurt too if I were in your position. You could have ordered through PostMates or something too. That way it would be delivered right to your doorstep. I was a basic bitch and I just went for a vanilla frosted with sprinkles.

I wonder too. Maybe when they fall asleep on their face and close off their breathing. That is their way of killing them. They probably are and they always in different sleeping spots. You really do, some are always affectionate while others are affectionate on their terms. You always give cats affection otherwise they won’t do it again.

Although I feel like someone is bound to wake up if you have a ball of fluff sitting on your face like that in the middle of the night. Or at least, I hope they would wake up. I feel like most cats are affectionate on their own terms. 

And as the rebel queen, you can still rule your own little kingdom. The kingdom of rebels, duh. So you still get to be spoilt by the other rebels. I’m glad you agree with my answer though. Means I’m not alone with this thought! 

A rebel queen is the type of queen people know they shouldn’t fuck with. It just automatically makes you sound intimidating. No, you’re definitely not alone at all, babe.

Billie: That makes me very happy.

Billie: I think most people want to kill him sometimes because of the stupidity he says, but he has a good heart, and I'm definitely happy, I appreciate that you appreciate that! Thank you so much. I'm going to have so many hyacinth lamps.

Emma: I'm glad. You being happy makes me happy.

If anyone needs me, I’ll just be watching Space Force and hoping that I look as good as Steve Carrell at that age. Like talk about a Silver Fox. Anyways, I think we’ve finally put the finishing touches on my son’s nursery and I know this is such a nineties thing to say but it looks super rad. 

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I have yet to start Space Force. Mainly because there’s so many new things on Netflix that keep distracting me and I haven’t gotten around to it yet. But it’s on my list because Steve Carrell. Michael Scott can do no wrong. Speaking of 90s sayings, we should totally bring back some old words like “rad”. We can even incorporate the 2000s and make “fetch” happen.

What is the one thing that you love to do but that other people find very annoying? For me, it is jumping in front of people when they less expect it, just to scare them a little. I also love impersonating Pennywise because apparently I do it well – poor Eddie Redmayne might be forever traumatized, though. So now, tell me everything, little weirdos, tell me all about your darkest habits. Oh, I’m Zoë by the way – your new annoying friend. @hollywoodland-hqs​

See for me, I’d say Twilight. Everyone makes jokes about it and hates on it because it’s the trendy thing to do. But I will forever be on Team Edward and feel a sense of nostalgia every time I catch one of the movies playing on tv. Also, I’m going to need to see this Pennywise impression you speak of. It’s nice to meet you, Zoe. I’m Emma.

So in an interview, someone once asked me if I’d want to be a rebel or a queen and I asked if I could be a rebel queen. Still don’t think one has to rule out the other. What do you think? And more importantly, are you a rebel, a queen or a rebel queen? And why? What’s a queen for you? What’s a rebel for you? @hollywoodland-hqs​

I feel like a rebel queen is the perfect answer. Because obviously, who wouldn’t want to be a queen? Once you add on the rebel aspect, you’re a complete badass. You can go against the rules and do whatever you wanted without consequence, because hey you’re the queen. 

In honor of National Doughnut Day, I bought a baker’s dozen! …But came home and dropped them all over the steps as I tried to unlock my door while balancing the box in my hand. Not only did I learn that I can’t do the simplest of multitasking, but that the loss of my sweet treats can easily ruin my entire day. I snapped at my boyfriend because he asked what we should have for dinner. I told him I never wanted anything again, ever. That’s valid, right? I need to mourn. @hollywoodland-hqs​

You know, I didn’t even realize it was National Donut Day until I went to Dunkin for my morning coffee. The lady at the register asked me if I wanted a free donut for National Donut Day, and obviously I jumped on the offer. The best thing to get for free is any type of food. Especially donuts. Oh no. That sounds like a terribly tragic turn. I was expecting you to tell me that you went home to live your best life and transformed onto an all donut diet. If I were you, I would have marched right back inside the shop and gotten another baker’s dozen. You poor soul. You deserve to enjoy your donuts.

They are! They look you dead in the face without blinking and move constantly during the night while your asleep. They could be doing anything. I would to. I’m suspecting it would be a lot of I’m hungry or play with me. They could be plotting and that would be a bit scary to find out. Exactly, if I moved he would have left and never come back to lay with me. Even though I was hot, it was for the best. Nice to meet you too Emma

I wonder how many cats have tried killing their owners in their sleep before. I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened more often that one would think. It seems like the type of shady plotting cats get up to in the middle of the night. Exactly. You have to appreciate the rare moments that cats decide to show affection. because if you don’t, then you may never get the chance again. 

Yes mom, you can go sue Amazon on my behalf. Think of the terrible tattoos I have already, do you really think I care about a few more? See, I know that’s bullshit since you came home from doing Nerve stuff one day with that new one on your heel, so you can’t even pull that. Lame excuses, Em. 

Good. They’re going to learn the hard way to never sell Evan Peters a tattoo gun. Okay, you do have a point there. Did you give yourself another thumbs up tattoo? Hey, don’t use that against me. At least I got it done by someone with tattooing experience. Not someone who bought a shady tattoo gun on Amazon and offered to tat me.

Billie: Today, but not forever.

Billie: I'm glad you two have made progress, for very selfish reasons. There are few things worse than having to deal with a boyfriend and a friend that can't stand one another, although I'm sure that'd be karma at this point in some people's eyes. I really just want them to make the lamp, but no one has been able to give me the five I need. Sad!Billie is so, so sad. Let's have an island date someday soon?

Emma: I can live with that for now.

Maisie: It looked like SO much fun. Don't get me wrong, serious message was totally there but still just the angst-y teenager vibes is everything! Not biased when you're right though!

Maisie: Like are you kidding me? Both of you in a movie is a dream. Actually convinced that it was one of the best casted movies out there.

Maisie: HOLY FUCK! I wasn't expecting that. I'm a fucking awkward turtle I can't handle that. Game is like at a ZERO.

Emma: It really was fun. It was an incredible cast to work with and it was something so different for me. Plus angsty teenager vibes are what the world thrives from.

Emma: I would like to do all my future movies with Jennifer Aniston. If she's not involved, I'm not interested. That includes any possible Friends reunion. I mean, there's a reason Ross and Rachel's child's name is Emma.

Amazon.com did. It’s a lot easier to buy a tattoo gun than you might think - comes with all the needles and ink and everything. Feel like that’s a safety hazard, but who am I to complain when I’m a new owner of something this cool. I’ve done a couple of really really tiny ones on myself, but it’s nothing I can flex about, so how about you just trust me and let me do my first bigger one?

So does this mean I can sue Amazon for selling you a tattoo gun? Because I feel like you of all people shouldn’t have access to such a thing. Just think about all the terrible tattoos in your future, Ev. I’m going to need to see a portfolio. I refuse to be tattooed by someone without an extensive portfolio and credentials.

Billie: I don't know how to respond to that.

Billie: I think I've gotten pretty good at putting him in his place when need be, but duly noted! I'll call on you if there's ever cause. Hopefully the two of you are able to stop with the button-pushing at some point, because I would love for you to get along. But I get it if it's not possible. The purple hyacinths continue to allude me. I feel like I have every flower except that one. At least they're all pretty!

Emma: Does this mean I win?