free me from cringe so that I may be

again i must say. crucial that hayden pike is mormon and shane just straight up has never noticed. like it’s really funny for the shane and hayden duo. the rest of the metros are getting kicked out of strip clubs and then both shane and hayden go to bed at 8pm and agree that coffee is a sin. and shane just thinks hayden is the only other smart person on the team. they’re having conversations where hayden is like “it pollutes your spirit” and shane is like “exactlyyyyy”

you are in ottawa, bro. and then on top of that, you come in all fucking blacked out, cut-offs, pipes, glasses, looking like the terminator. looking like the sperminator, dude. he went full sperminator, and then waltzed through the airport. people were probably fucking getting off the whole way, the whole way through baggage claim. you've gotta be kidding me no one recognized you. there's no one left alive back there.

Can I be controversial for one sec

I do enjoy when fictional gay people are tormented by their sexualities and have internalized homophobia and are violent about it both with themselves + with others. I do love to see a bisexual self destructing because they don't accept their feelings. It's cathartic to ME.

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