can you be a rebel queen?

It’s alright darling, you got busy. That’s all. Gave me time to move into a new place. It’s really lovely and spacious. You should see it some time. I was going to make a joke about Lilly being pregnant given my last conversation with another friend. You know spice it up even more. But now that just seems cruel.

Aw, thanks. That makes me feel a little better now. I’d love to come by and check it out sometime. I’m off to visit Tom on set in Germany but after that I should be free. Uuuuh, yep. You would have shocked me with that, that’s for sure. What kind of conversation was that if I may ask? 

hey, thanks so much, natalia! they have been, but i’m definitely feeling alright. thanks for asking and checking in on me, how are you? um.. i have to say ten, it was different for me to share, not something i would have normally, but i’m excited for a more vulnerable side of myself to be out there. the cats are doing amazing, cute as ever.

Of course! No need to thank me at all. Figured I could stop just admiring you from afar and actually talk to you, right? I’m good! Been promoting my new movie, so that kept me busy. Which is really nice. It is definitely different, but I think people will just love you even more for showing that vulnerable side, you know? That awesome. I think my cat is mad at me. I haven’t figured out why yet, but I can tell she is.

Joe: I've worked on music a bunch. What about you?

Tom: Oh, I'll find some new ways to shock you, just you wait and see! How dare you say you'll take my baby away!

Joe: Barely

Joe: What's up

i’m sure it will get harder with all the news about other couples getting married? that always stir shit up with press. at this point i just straight back put them in a corner. if they ask me that i ask them back “who are you sleeping with?”, and that pretty much backs them off. i’m being hm - you know me. i’m a overworker. so i’m working as much as possible. i’m working on my next collection with tommy, so that’s a thing. also writting a bit with lab. i’m glad that tom has you tho - the guy need all the help he can.

Absolutely. Or like the longer I’m with Tom, the more questions like that come up. As if there’s a timer on a relationship when you have to do certain things. It’s ridiculous. But I might just try your way and ask that question from now on. Oh, your next collection? That sounds so exciting! I can’t wait to see it. I’d be a bad girlfriend if I’d say he’s helpless, but I appreciate your compliment nonetheless.

I think I can do that. I might’ve relied on store bought doughnuts, but I’m your man when it comes to cookies.

I accept store-bought cookies too, no worries! 

That’s nothing out of the ordinary for me – giving my agents and manager hell, it’s a favorite past time for me. Well, when Mackie’s involved, which most of the time he is, it’s hard for me not to. It’s way too much fun! I’m all for it though! Time to turn the interviews back around. You got it, can’t let anybody know my motives.

You and Mackie sound like a piece of work. And I totally mean that as a compliment, really. I’d like you to teach me your ways so we can really start this revolution. No worries, your secret is safe with me, no worries. 

i so will, this was probably one of the most interesting little conversation starters. if anything else like it comes to mind, hit me up. i’d also like to know who sees themselves as a rebel, a queen or a rebel queen. yes, definitely, i always enjoy a kind positive environment for my swifties. moments of weakness are fine, but i don’t like haters or mean people.

Nobody likes haters or mean people. Only those people just haven’t gotten the memo yet, I think. But we’re gonna fight it all. 

This has got to be one of the best answers I’ve heard. Mainly because I like to think I would have come up with the same answer because, ya know, great minds think alike — but I would have more than like tried to play it cool and say rebel. So we’re gonna go ahead and deem you the rebel queen and I can just continue being a humble servant. 

I think my answer kind of reflects something I always feel with interview questions. Like they are often so biased with something or full of stereotypes and so I kind of try to find ways to get out of those in a way. Thank you, glad you liked my answer! And yes, great minds certainly do think alike, babe. A humble servant, yeah? I like the sound of that. Oh, that came out the wrong way. 

Pretty sure that’s exactly how a rebel queen would answer. So I’m going to have to give it to you plus I’m sure it’d catch them off guard with the answer. Which is always the best option. Leave them a little speechless. 

Right? I think if people are speechless you’ve found the best answer. Cause they kind of expect certain answers anyway. So yeah, a surprise is always nice. What’s been your weirdest interview question? And what’s your favourite question?

That’s a very good point. We are queens after all. Cats should be considered lords, at the very least.

So I take it you’re more of a cat person too? I mean I love animals in general, but cats are special.