i know a place where we can go

Hmm, a very tempting offer indeed. And what if I took you up on this offer? Then we could really plot the boys’ downfall together with no interruptions. Also a never ending sleepover. I might be biased, but All American has the best set family in the world. No one could ever compare to our set chemistry and I will die on that hill. I think for shits and giggles we should put them on blast to see what they do. God, I love seeing fear in their eyes.

You won’t catch me saying no, just be prepared for me demanding that you give me snuggles whenever I want. That’s the one condition I have. We’ll plot their demise and have the time of our lives together, especially once we’re working again and that means we spend every waking moment together. Except for when we’re forced to film with the boys. We’re doing this immediately, because it’s going to be hilarious watching them panic and not know the right answer. Guarantee they all say both of us as a cop out. @scmlogans​

Daniel: I don’t have cravings, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

michael: . . . fuck. i have no comeback for this

michael: https://media.tenor.com/Gfv0Jl6yh5gAAAAM/iguess.gif

Greta: I winnnnnnnnnnn :)

michael: when have i ever been known to lie? that's just not gentleman like

michael: you guys together are dangerous

Greta: Literally the second you claim to hate me.

Daniel: That’s good, then I won’t have to work out as much anymore.

michael: i hate you so much.

michael: olivia's the favorite baker. sam's the favorite cast member. THIS FEELS BIASED

Greta: That's a damn lie.

You really did and I absolutely ran with it, sorry for your loss. Billie will have plenty of hiding spots in my house. I’ll even recreat the ones at yours if I must. Anything for my favorite gals. That’s why we all get along so well because we just relentlessly torment each other. It’s just how good co-stars roll, right? If we weren’t like this, then I’d be a bit concerned. Oh God, are we going to start making a chart of all the boys we’ve kissed on AA? The multi-verse or whatever exists so we’ll just say it’s that. Bring a little bit of Marvel into the game.

You know what could solve all of this? If you just moved in here and I get my cloud like bed, Billie gets all her spots, and we all win. I think that’s a perfect compromise. God, it would be so boring if we weren’t always ragging on each other in every way possible and then immediately in some kind of cuddle orgy. It’s just what we do. That’s tempting, but only because imagine if we turned it into a questioning them all on who the better kisser is between the two of us. They’d all shit their pants if we put them on the spot like that. 

So are you saying that if I get a cloud mattress then I can keep you forever? Consider it a done deal, baby girl. Hmmm, yeah I guess I see your point there. The both of them are way too easy to fool regardless. Daniel’s a set whore between us and he’s probably really proud of that, too. We accept it, though, because we like little Spencer. We might have to infiltrate on this little baby plot somehow to get him back, huh?

....I set myself up there, didn’t I? Damn, can’t even argue it now. Looks like I’ll have no choice if you go and do that. Billie might disagree, she has her hiding places all here. Are you prepared to create some for her? You do that, and you’re stuck with me forever. It’s so much fun, and they make it so easy for us. Almost too easy, but it’ll never stop being a good time. I think we might have him beat, actually. Pretty sure you and I have kissed the most people on the show, but that’s a lot of math. He can just have three girlfriends. It’s called the vortex for a reason, it would just make sense.

Daniel: If that isn’t the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.

michael: i swear if you change my name in your phone to that, greta --

michael: :O the actual NERVE on your ass.

Greta: :)

I keep telling you to take my guest room, but you won’t listen to me. It’d be like a daily sleepover for the both of us and we can plot the boys’ demise in more depth. I do love your baking so even more of a reason for you to just stay forever, bitch. Ugh, I have to kiss one of them every day for a living. Yucky boys.

Because my bed is so comfy, it’s like sleeping on a cloud. You’ve laid on it, would you willing leave that? They’d catch onto us too quick if we did that, we can keep it a secret for longer if we’re not together 24/7. It’s all about the long game, baby. And I have to kiss the other one. And I was paid to kiss yours for years. Damn, I think Nkechi has it out for us. Who do we have to beg to get Cody back for us both?

michael: you know what? i should have guessed that from the fucking jump. i was the fool

michael: what does she have that we don't ://

Greta: I guess now you have a second nickname, Boo Boo The Fool. Congratulations!

Daniel: Apparently you did. Rude.

michael: do i even want to know which one you gave to him??

michael: i mean . . . as long as i'm the favorite, i'll take it i guess ://

Greta: He's Bevis, obviously.

Daniel: Well that’s just not going to do. I thought I was your favorite.

michael: sorry i think you meant to text daniel.

michael: this is michael :((

Greta: He's got his own nickname, there's one for you both.

Girl, you know you can come to my house whenever the hell you want. I’ve got the alcohol, the snacks and no boys are allowed. So let’s get this party started, okay?

Careful with that invite or you might not get rid of me. The good news is that I come with unlimited baked goods, because I’ll be making us stuff all the time. Definitely no boys, we get stuck with them way too much.