the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

unpopular opinion i think disabled people should be able to struggle with silly things an complain about it without someone just sayin "agh y'all can't do nothing" sometimes I don't want to talk about how i have problems sleeping cause i wake up chocking on my own vomit/regurgitation or acid, sometimes i just want go talk about how playing dmc with hypermobile fingers is hard as fuck or how adhd makes difficult to choose wich type of coffee i want and that's ok

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.