Ember Bone Dryer

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

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what about the 1000s (1XXX)?

op are you a hobbit

can we get a banana for scale?

the text is very small & i'm struggling to read it, pls make the text larger

ID: A screenshot of hbmmaster's icon, showing some sort of green and blue planet, and their blog title, reading: "Happy Birthday Mario". End ID.

what about the "master" part of your name, why do you call yourself that

scroll up these are panings

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

unlike the english television, which was named by latin speaking orc shamans

if one were to run forensic analysis (including a dna test) on 1 of the hot dogs, would the dna mach a specific cow or what?

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

how it feel to have your brain removed

There'd be a certain charm to having 5-7 completely black cats that nobody but you can tell apart. Keep your guests and visitors on their toes by having no goddamn clue how many of them are there. Usually you only see two or three in the same room at the same time but this one time you could have sworn there were 12 of them.

No no, you need a massive house too, so guests can go a whole day and say “hey where are your cats?” And you can just reply “what cats?”

do this in a house with discreet servant corridors, so you can say “what cats?” more & your guests will be out of the loop on what paths your cats can even take

guy who hasn't checked behind the guestroom bed for a secret cat door: wtf my door was closed

There'd be a certain charm to having 5-7 completely black cats that nobody but you can tell apart. Keep your guests and visitors on their toes by having no goddamn clue how many of them are there. Usually you only see two or three in the same room at the same time but this one time you could have sworn there were 12 of them.

No no, you need a massive house too, so guests can go a whole day and say “hey where are your cats?” And you can just reply “what cats?”

do this in a house with discreet servant corridors, so you can say “what cats?” more & your guests will be out of the loop on what paths your cats can even take

i made this post in like 2015, making fun of the kind of #90skids nostalgiabait you saw with the same phrase and characters from dexter’s lab hey arnold catdog etc, replaced with these meme characters that at the time were just fading in popularity a couple of years before. now more than 10 years later, with people reblogging this i feel the ironic detachment of the original post has rusted and collapsed, and what’s left is a bunch of people that really remember these guys…and their childhood was awesome!

update it to have wojaks so the cycle can repeat in 10 years time

t-shirts didn't always exist & im prity shure folk weren't walking around with their tits out

Invented a new sex position called Caesaring where 23 of your closest enemies thrust into you a single time

60 men agreed to this