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liking a sports team is like putting a hex upon yourself

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snoopy’s coach would probably like him more if he didn’t take so many penalties
hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices
for NHL fans only: without looking it up or asking anyone, do you know what "dick trick" or "rooster" means in a hockey context?
yes
no
if "yes" I would appreciate additional info in the replies/tags about your age or generation, how long you've been an NHL fan, and whether or not you were active on hockey twitter back in the day
(trying to figure out how much this joke broke containment—I wanna put a reference to it in my superpowered-hockey novel and I think it might be too obscure by now but I REALLY WANNA lol)
(here's the answer btw)
Sometimes I think I'm done learning about all the white boys and I can't possibly learn about another new one so this is definitely the max I will ever expect myself to acknowledge and then like clockwork some kid crawls out of the woodwork like "Hi I'm Crasher Orkney and I love to golf. Witness me."
Next thing I know I'm squinting at a blurry offseason group shot of twelve identical dudes in backwards hats that has inexplicably come across my socials and I'm just like oh sweet Crasher caught a big fish

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sorry but i REFUSE to believe there is a homo sapien inside of that gritty costume. as far as i’m concerned gritty is his own entity/species
a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate
Mom, the NHL reporters are RPFing on main again!
NHL Jersey competition semi-final! Which current home jersey is the best?
Montreal Canadiens
Pittsburgh Penguins
Minnesota Wild
Seattle Kraken
These are the four winners of last week's division polls: Atlantic, Metro, Central, Pacific. And remember, the best jersey, not your favorite team!
tz sitting in on jd's arbitration

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i have been inspired by the chris jericho question.. is travis konecny hot???
Is travis konecny hot???
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@lightfe11ow are you seeing this shit 👀
You have to see him in motion for him to be hot.
I'm just reposting gifs - most if not all made by @teex - from my other post about this. he's hot.
End of story.
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exactly
WE OFFER SHEETED LEO CARLSSON AND CLAUDE GIROUX IS COMING HOME
I LOVE YOU FLYERS I LOVE YOU DANNY BRIERE
TYLER TOFFOLI PRIMER!!
hello one and all, this is ur local toff fan to make the toff primer, people say they know toff but do they really? I feel like people have a lack of actuall toff knowledge, they dont understand him and how silly goofy he's ALWAYS been! so this is ur local me making the toff primer to inform yall abt our funcle tyler toffoli.
ENJOY!!
i bring a sort of “people are more critical of black players at large and will go as far as abstracting aspects of their games into meaningless bits in order to take away from their contributions to their teams” vibe to watching hockey that other hockey fans don’t really like

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unfortunately claude giroux is just the guy of all time. enemy of the state and by state I mean the western half of pennsylvania. these days he is known primarily for a) never winning anything and b) being eerily good at making pigeon noises. as a teenager he had to pick between going pro at hockey and going pro at bowling. when he was 21 he moved in w a recently divorced father of three a decade his senior and regularly picked up the man's kids from elementary school. once got arrested for grabbing a male cops ass on canada day. met his current wife while playing beer pong w both his wrists in casts. the only reason his dick is not on the internet is a conveniently placed beer can. gets constantly bullied by his infant teammates who love to wear shirts w his face printed on them and zero context. his hometowns junior hockey team love him so much they switched their logo to a picture of him as a lumberjack. he used to (?) own two dogs who look exactly like him. he once sent out joint family christmas cards w the guy he lived with where they used a portmanteau of their last names. his wife's name is pronounced ryan. he is obsessed w grilled cheese sandwiches. the most goody two shoes golden boy poster child of hockey hates his ass w a vengeance. he is franco-canadian but he is Not from québec. he is ginger. he is lying about his height. during the 2024-25 nhl season his car got stolen twice within 3 months. he loves shania twain and likes wearing pink. he used to go into the eagles dressing room and ask to arm wrestle random football players. he is one of less than 60 out of 700+ active NHL players to wear a neck guard and it makes him look like a slutty dilf in a turtleneck.
not only that theres also a kid's song about what a guy named claude giroux could possibly do as his day job! not only is he a noted muse for the arts he inspires Range
Woke King?: This NHL Player is Dating a Brunette Woman